677: Break Time

Keith · 02-27-2008, 10:16 PM

"And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks."

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StevieGold · 02-28-2008, 02:40 PM

Oh man... when I worked at Chuck E Cheese's during high school, I LOVED beating up kids! In fact, that was the main reason why I would dress up. I totally thought I was a ninja. I would face the character head straight ahead while looking to the side at a potential threat. As soon as the kid would attack, I'd block his punch/kick and throw him/her on the ground. This was immediately followed by the "Oopsy" reaction (fat fuzzy hands over mouth while leaning back). Kids don't know how to handle it. 99% of the time, they do not cry which is why it's so awesome! They usually just look extremely confused and then run away. Ahhh... I miss those days...

armenta · 02-28-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by StevieGold

I LOVED beating up kids!

Whasup Stevie, armenta here. How's the band, wifey and Bean-town? Had a great time last year. Hope all is well.

When my little brothers would bring their friends over they would love to treat me like a marauding monster attacking a city. For the most part I would take it in stride, but occasionally they would take it to far and get a hit in on my nose. I would get one of those knee-jerk reactions and I would pick them up and squeeze their midsection till they couldn't breath. When I thought they might need a breath I would drop them a good foot or two to crumple on the ground. No more pro'lems usually after than and no visible bruises.

rubbintheboywanker · 02-28-2008, 02:51 PM

Bring Emily back - great guest.

Mikey · 02-28-2008, 10:15 PM

Loved her instantly. Has to be my 2nd fav guest next to Victor. Most 1st time guests are weird / shy or quiet. She kicked ass, hope she comes back moar.

MrBrit · 02-29-2008, 05:44 AM

Did Emily say that she was a Jew from Iowa and was dating a black man? Ha. Now we know she's lying. What are the odds of that?

BTW, I think katg has the highest Jewish ratio of any show I've ever heard. Chemda, Drew, Emily, Deuce, BrotherLove, Hari, .. uh, I can remember a few other guests, but not their names. (Yeah, I know Michael Khalili, too, but he's family.) I guess it is New York and the entertainment biz, though.

Brend_duh · 02-29-2008, 10:31 AM

I lol'd soo much when Chemda was talking about Halo- I hear ya babe
I too hear the %##%'s from the couch. The best was during the Saint's Row phase.. where he and all his friends (whilst sitting on the couch with headsets on) were running through the virtual streets as their gang.. poppin caps in mofo's asses. I from the other room would hear " k, I just stole a car.. im commin round to pick you up-you get those gatz??" oh jeeze- Well now theyve all traded their rides and gatz for chocobos and great axes +1...and i still hear the #$%)@&*@!'s from the couch...it will never end

Im sure there's alot of us out there

Mikey · 02-29-2008, 10:35 AM

as far as halo goes. I've played 2 and 3 and still dont get the fucking "story line" I just know theres a big metal ring and they have to blow it up. why? i have no idea.

Aurora · 02-29-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by rubbintheboywanker

Bring Emily back - great guest.

Agreed! I enjoyed her quite a bit!

colk · 02-29-2008, 03:56 PM

Dulche is caramel

02-27-2008, 10:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	677: Break Time "And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks." http://www.myspace.com/em_comedy Last edited by Keith; 02-28-2008 at 03:26 AM.
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StevieGold Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bahhhhhston Posts: 32	Chuck E Cheese's Oh man... when I worked at Chuck E Cheese's during high school, I LOVED beating up kids! In fact, that was the main reason why I would dress up. I totally thought I was a ninja. I would face the character head straight ahead while looking to the side at a potential threat. As soon as the kid would attack, I'd block his punch/kick and throw him/her on the ground. This was immediately followed by the "Oopsy" reaction (fat fuzzy hands over mouth while leaning back). Kids don't know how to handle it. 99% of the time, they do not cry which is why it's so awesome! They usually just look extremely confused and then run away. Ahhh... I miss those days... __________________ -Stevie Gold My MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/steviegold 4"Stud MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/4inchstud 4"Stud Website: http://www.4inchstud.com In a frustrated voice while holding up a plastic lime juice thingy "I know this isn't a real lime, but how do you get the juice out?" - Brother Love
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Mikey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something that he does in the sun Posts: 4,704	Loved her instantly. Has to be my 2nd fav guest next to Victor. Most 1st time guests are weird / shy or quiet. She kicked ass, hope she comes back moar.
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MrBrit Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 103	Did Emily say that she was a Jew from Iowa and was dating a black man? Ha. Now we know she's lying. What are the odds of that? BTW, I think katg has the highest Jewish ratio of any show I've ever heard. Chemda, Drew, Emily, Deuce, BrotherLove, Hari, .. uh, I can remember a few other guests, but not their names. (Yeah, I know Michael Khalili, too, but he's family.) I guess it is New York and the entertainment biz, though.
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Brend_duh Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: canada Posts: 510	Xbox widows I lol'd soo much when Chemda was talking about Halo- I hear ya babe I too hear the %##%'s from the couch. The best was during the Saint's Row phase.. where he and all his friends (whilst sitting on the couch with headsets on) were running through the virtual streets as their gang.. poppin caps in mofo's asses. I from the other room would hear " k, I just stole a car.. im commin round to pick you up-you get those gatz??" oh jeeze- Well now theyve all traded their rides and gatz for chocobos and great axes +1...and i still hear the #$%)@&*@!'s from the couch...it will never end Im sure there's alot of us out there
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Mikey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gran, you might have noticed that my boyfriend glitters. It's just something that he does in the sun Posts: 4,704	as far as halo goes. I've played 2 and 3 and still dont get the fucking "story line" I just know theres a big metal ring and they have to blow it up. why? i have no idea.
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