690: Know Your Enema

[thirteen]

They have everything in multiple languages in Canada. Especially in Ottawa, where everything has to be in both french and english.

[tchikovsky]

Best flight - 1999 Baltimore to Texas for spring break with the plane filled with young people (with the occasional mexican) ready to party it up. The service was shotty, but I got completely plastered with 6 of my friends and got blown in the bathroom twice by two different girls. This is the closest I have come to the mile high club (actually, does this count?).

[Rhian]

I was on a Voyageur to Montreal, and I was sitting at the back of the bus. This old guy had the window seat, and about an hour in he started jerking off beside me.

I spent the last leg of the trip sitting on the stairs by the driver.

EW.

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by gumby013

I have told this before, but my worst flight ever:

Detroit to Paris

In-flight Movie - Kangaroo Jack



Twice!

for respect, I just smashed one ball with a brick both for you, and for the pain of this situation.

Kangaroo Jack? Jesus.

On another note entirely, beyond ball breaking...

Apparently the GGW situation of Dupre is not only real, but involves full girl-on-girl action, and full nudity.

Ask me why I care and I could not tell you. Maybe it's because it's in the news, but there's a strange part of me that has the utmost need to see this woman naked.



Supposedly it's supposed to be up on the GGW site now, but I've looked, refreshed - I see nuthink. Maybe tomorrow. *shrugs*

Again, don't ask me why I care.. I just do.

[whatotherway]

One of my work colleagues wife is a flight attendant for a major airline that travels from the UK, to the US, and much of the rest of world. He is always bringing in treats for us to eat. The flight attendants are allowed to take anything home that is within six months of its expiry date. She is mid ranked in the hierarchy, and as such has first pick after the senior attendants, who usually take those items that are available to those flying first class, so we don’t often see those treats, just the ones that business class and economy get.

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by april

I did like the enema talk. I particularly liked how Chemda would give an enema to a 'friend in need'. I don't even think I am that good of a friend to anyone...
I feel shame.

I'd do it, but I wouldn't let anyone do it to me.

[phooey]

If you ever feel the need for an enema.. go to your local Whole Foods/Wild Oats/whatever herbal place and get this..

in about 6 hours, you won't need an enema... just sayin

[Rhian]

Am I being extra Canadian or are enemas the same a suppositories?

[phooey]

Originally Posted by Rhian

Am I being extra Canadian or are enemas the same a suppositories?

Different... an enema is where is like a douche for the butt and a suppository is a pill or medicine you put in the butt...

I think.

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by Rhian

Am I being extra Canadian or are enemas the same a suppositories?

Suppositories are supposed to stay in there I believe. Enamas make things come out.