697: 70/30

gumby013 · 03-28-2008, 10:45 AM

The next level after KATG tattoo:

Legally change your last name to Malley.

Grapist · 03-28-2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by jillybean

seriously that whole thing made me sick to my stomach, that there is someone out there just listening to the shows to try and break up Keith's family. Who does that kind of shit.

People with neurotic obsessions.

juliofromny · 03-28-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GodrickGryffindork

about the girl who died cus her parents "didnt pray enough"

my friends parents yelled at her when her older sister got cancer, saying that she did not pray enough
talk about ridiculous
sounds like those parents are 70/30

isn't that similar to what christian science people do? They try to pray away their ills.

juliofromny · 03-28-2008, 10:59 AM

Maybe you can do the show with a NPR feel as well but real tongue-in-cheek. That would be an interesting show I think.

gumby013 · 03-28-2008, 11:00 AM

Keith's New Mom - Leeza Gibbons

McNally · 03-28-2008, 11:30 AM

Vancouver was big into alternative schooling, and I read a lot of books about it while I was there. It's one of those cases where there are literally a hundred solutions to public school, but they're all hard and they all take a lot of effort to set up. I think it's worth it. Public school really isn't teaching anyone much of anything, it's just a place to get kids off the street so their parents can go to work. Whatever benefit you imagine your child is receiving is not true.

Unless your kid is a totally stubborn ox, they're gonna come out of school with a pile of weird neuroses. Most adults have succumbed by a slow matter of degrees until whatever spark they had in life is extinguished, and school is where that starts. At worst your kid is gonna come out of school as a drug addict or date rape victim, which may sound alarmist, but I know one of each in my immediate life.

If you care about your kids, get them out of there. It's a jail with no guards. You and they have only got one life to live, so put in the effort to try to make the best of it. Don't just flush them through the pre-determined system. We're all clever enough to circumvent this.

ldyminerva · 03-28-2008, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Yes, please. Can she call in to the live show tonight? 646-502-8682.

I'm not joking.

Thanks.

I don't really let her stay up till Midnight.....

hypercrypt · 03-28-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by jillybean

seriously that whole thing made me sick to my stomach, that there is someone out there just listening to the shows to try and break up Keith's family. Who does that kind of shit.

I would guess that it is someone from the reunion that felt offended by the sh•t that Keith said about them and thought to get them back...

MyButtPlug · 03-28-2008, 11:39 AM

This was the saddest show ever.

When your Mom wrote "this family is all I have. It's my life's work"
that line was like an icepick in my heart.

Hope it works out all right.

Oh yeah, the AssBurgers mom: why'd you have a kid if you knew your Dad and brother have the disease? Fucking selfish.

ryanknapper · 03-28-2008, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by King of Assholes

Seeing as I'm "that white guy who doesn't have white friends", I'll help Patrice out.

I thought that was me. Why are you stealing one of my personæ? Next you'll try to pass yourself off as
'that white guy who can't start decent forum threads.'

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McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	Vancouver was big into alternative schooling, and I read a lot of books about it while I was there. It's one of those cases where there are literally a hundred solutions to public school, but they're all hard and they all take a lot of effort to set up. I think it's worth it. Public school really isn't teaching anyone much of anything, it's just a place to get kids off the street so their parents can go to work. Whatever benefit you imagine your child is receiving is not true. Unless your kid is a totally stubborn ox, they're gonna come out of school with a pile of weird neuroses. Most adults have succumbed by a slow matter of degrees until whatever spark they had in life is extinguished, and school is where that starts. At worst your kid is gonna come out of school as a drug addict or date rape victim, which may sound alarmist, but I know one of each in my immediate life. If you care about your kids, get them out of there. It's a jail with no guards. You and they have only got one life to live, so put in the effort to try to make the best of it. Don't just flush them through the pre-determined system. We're all clever enough to circumvent this.
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MyButtPlug Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Up your ass! Posts: 203	This was the saddest show ever. When your Mom wrote "this family is all I have. It's my life's work" that line was like an icepick in my heart. Hope it works out all right. Oh yeah, the AssBurgers mom: why'd you have a kid if you knew your Dad and brother have the disease? Fucking selfish.
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