706: Come Correct

[juliofromny]

Just started listening to this and I can't stop giggling between big bouts of laughter. Jesse and Dan are like a married couple that can't stop fighting. A funny pair those two really make. I look forward to more shows with them together.

[Head1ess Gunner]

Originally Posted by juliofromny

Just started listening to this and I can't stop giggling between big bouts of laughter. Jesse and Dan are like a married couple that can't stop fighting. A funny pair those two really make. I look forward to more shows with them together.

Word. The solid gold is at 1h:25 into the show It gets almost as uncomfortable as when Keith and Chemda fight. It's like NASCAR- everyone loves the crashes.

[juliofromny]

Originally Posted by Head1ess Gunner

Word. The solid gold is at 1h:25 into the show It gets almost as uncomfortable as when Keith and Chemda fight. It's like NASCAR- everyone loves the crashes.

OMG.. yeah (just finished listening to it) that was interesting. Then Keith tells Chemda that they're trying to break up Dan and Jesse not vice versa and hillarity resumes. This was definitely one of my favorites. I now really wish that 4/15 fell on a weekend. Kinda a hard commute for me coming all the way from Bridgeport, CT. *Sighs* to live in ny again. I do miss it sometimes.

[juliofromny]

Originally Posted by tchikovsky

I find dreams facsinating, but rarely do I ever remember them. My wife remembers ever little fucking detail - even days later - but I can't remember shit 5 minutes after I wake up.

In any case, I'd like to know how to control my dreams like Keith (and some others on this thread). Superior mental capacity must make this easy.

Me Stupid.

I'm definitely with you on that. I don't remember my dreams either. I use to when I was a kid and I used to have control of them as well. But I think I lost the ability to recall my dreams either in high school or college. Consequently, b/c I can't remember them and I used to control them when I was younger, as far as I know, I've never had a nightmare in my life. The missus says I sleep with the most peaceful look on my face.

[HumbleNarrator]

Like Keith, I've often had the ability to recognize my dreams while they are happening. In the middle of a nightmare, I can either decide I'm sick of it and tell myself to wake up, or neutralize the threatening part. One in particular - I dreamed that I was a slave being executed on a plantation. After the axeman chopped off my head, I picked it up and threw it at him.

But for some reason, I've never had this kind of control over sex dreams. In fact, never in my life have I had an enjoyable, non-interrupted sex dream. No matter how good they start, they always end up with someone walking in on us, or me frantically running through rooms searching for secluded place. Whenever I become self-aware in a sex dream, I merely wake up, or the dream changes completely.

Well last night, after listening to the show several times during the day, I actually had a dream that found me alone with my wife in a dark and private living room. I became self-aware and thought "hey, now's the time to try out Keith's advice!"

Problem was, my dream-self couldn't think of any thing to command my wife to do - I didn't want this to be a rape dream, just a nice sex dream. Instead, Keith's voice comes out of my mouth saying, as he did to Meme-cherry: "Eat my asshole!"

Well, instead of a dream rim-job, several fingers were jammed up my ass. It hurt like hell, and then my parents busted in on us. At this point, I'm trying to pretend that we're just sleeping, while still trying to block out the pain - and now I'm starting to lose control over my self-awareness. I'm wondering if this is really happening, and then I'm freaking out because not only does my butt hurt, but I just yelled "eat my asshole" to my sweet wife - oh, and my parents are watching.

Maybe I'll have better luck tonight.



oh, and the chronological liar thing was bugging the shit out of me. Episodes with Jesse are always good for several listenings, and that one happened to be just before Keith and Chemda took a long weekend break, so I was stuck listening to that episode for longer than usual - and the chronological happens in the first 15 minutes or so of the show, so I heard at least six times before the next show was finally posted.

Originally Posted by Keith

"Rapin' and killin' "

[phooey]

i had the weirdest thing happen to me regarding a dream.. most of my dreams are so detailed and other worldly... people I don't know, locations that I can't recognize, but very very detailed anyway.

Well, the other night I woke up at 2:30 am to I guess was a nightmare.. I was in New York City.. like in the movie I am legend and people were gone except for a few people that I knew... one of those night monsters was running after me and I woke up. Then the next day I told my wife and she said.. she had the same dream that woke her up.. at 2:30am.. and we were in different cities and no.. we haven't recently watched "I am legend" is that weird or what?

and, she never remembers her dreams... strange.

[ColdSpider]

Originally Posted by HumbleNarrator

But for some reason, I've never had this kind of control over sex dreams. In fact, never in my life have I had an enjoyable, non-interrupted sex dream. No matter how good they start, they always end up with someone walking in on us, or me frantically running through rooms searching for secluded place. Whenever I become self-aware in a sex dream, I merely wake up, or the dream changes completely.

Oh man, I've had the same thing happen to me a thousand times. You're about to hook up with someone and you become aware of the whole situation and BAM! before you can even appreciate what's going on you're awake or your interrupted and then wake up or something, you go back to sleep and then you're flying a space ship.

I don't become aware of the fact that I'm dreaming, but when I do it's memorable. The last time that happened I was dreaming that I was Snoop Dogg (back when he was a real gang banger) and instead of just sitting around and smokin' weed and said something to the extent of "Let's go kill some motherfuckers" and all of my homies (who were all of my white friends oddly enough) went out and, well, killed motherfuckers!

[brotherdarkness]

I've recognized I was in a dream and punted a baby. It was awesome.

[jisabi]

Is it me or does Jesse sound just like Professor Frink from the Simpsons? I know some of it is intentional, but damn. Is Prof. Frink on his myspace friends?

"oh dear, I've been RE-DORKULATED!"

[Head1ess Gunner]

I can't tell if I like Jesse Joyce or not. I think I do... but maybe I'm confusing like with dislike. I just can't tell...