751: The Dying and the Dead

[hypercrypt]

Snails are nice, but how do you define " the most productive workers in the world"? Not shitting on the French (I have nothing against them except for the fact that I cannot speak a work of French), just interested.

[phoenixrising]

Funny how after two or three dozens shows of Keith and Chemda shitting all over my country I still can't seem to get offended.

France is a great country, really. The French suck, no doubt about that, however I always felt that you hated us for the wrong reasons.

A few facts:

- We don't stink, our cheese does but we don't, at least not more than any other country. I shower two to three times a day, I use soap, perfume and deodorant, just like most Frenchmen.

- We used to eat frog legs and snails in the olden days and they were considered a treat. Today, 90% of the population would not even be able to swallow frogs legs, let alone snails.

- We DON'T SHIT IN HOLES (insert many exclamation points here). We just don't. We use the same exact toilets than you. Holes can only be found in some old restaurants owned or once owned by Muslims.

- We're not rude, Parisians are. Granted most of us will not even try to speak English but it is not because we're rude, it is just that we are terrible English speakers.

- We're almost as fat as you. I even think we exercise less. However it is much less common to see huge people in France than it is in the US. Fat fucks are a commodity in the US, they're fairly rare here.

- Most of us have a 35-hour work week (I don't) and five weeks of vacation (I don't). Everyone has health insurance. We are however the most productive workers in the world.

- The US and Israel are much more hated than France.

You may have lost one (stupid) French listener but the other one is still hanging tight after three years.

Don't hate. Hug the French bastard.

WE DON'T SHIT IN HOLES.

....Also noteworthy is that your English is better than that of half the people in here (let alone their French!) So no need to apologise for not talking English.
Funny how the Americans still have a hang-up about the French, dating back to when you said No to the War on Iraq....even when it is very obvious now that you were RIGHT!

Ouais, Vive La France!!
Gotta LOVE a country whose President is a midget but who's fucking a Supermodel!!

[Fuck]

Originally Posted by hypercrypt

Snails are nice, but how do you define " the most productive workers in the world"? Not shitting on the French (I have nothing against them except for the fact that I cannot speak a work of French), just interested.

To measure the productivity of the work you must divide the volume of goods and services produced in a country in a year by the number of man-hours worked in the year. I don't remember the 2007 figures but in 2003 it was $32 per hour per employee in the US and $38 per hour per employee in France.

[Fuck]

Originally Posted by phoenixrising

Funny how the Americans still have a hang-up about the French, dating back to when you said No to the War on Iraq....even when it is very obvious now that you were RIGHT!

We had no idea that the Americans did not like us until the whole Freedom Fries thing happened. It was truly saddening.

Originally Posted by phoenixrising

Gotta LOVE a country whose President is a midget but who's fucking a Supermodel!!

Yeah, Sarkozy is a pimp.

[DJ Trashy]

It's going to be like 105 down here with 80% humidity - no outdoors meetups for me, thanks any way. Bring on the air conditioning.

[serial_x]

Was the question at the end of Hildivert's letter "Why can't young boys download child porn because the girls are their age?"

Haha, the fucking french.

[helllomoto]

''Spooky was INSANE!"

He actually sucks balls at Halo 3, I beat his ass twice, any time Spooky, any time.

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by gumby013

Jon Stewart

Originally Posted by Dominic

Yeah, I thought of him, and to a lesser extent, Stephen Colbert, but their respective shows could hardly be considered "standup", much less the books based on them.

I thought gumby was referring "Naked Pictures of Famous People" which Jon Stewart wrote years before America. It is hi-larious and has nothing to do with the daily show.

And i demand to know why (and maybe this was listed in a show after this one; i'm not caught up yet) no one has thought to take a shot of that cold blaster shit after eating that miracle berry. What if it tastes like rainbows and awesome? I mentioned the berry to my boyfriend and he was quickly on the bandwagon once i said "I bet it'll even make your semen taste good!"

On that note, one of the funniest shows I've heard in a while (at least out of all the June shows). Fucking Aces.