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Old 07-03-2008, 04:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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This guy reminds me of Tom Cruise's character in Magnolia.
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Old 07-03-2008, 02:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I work in the building where "Dimitri" was psych evaluated in the 90's. I wonder if anyone I know remembers him...
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Old 07-03-2008, 03:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This Dimitri story is fishy (fake?) they say it's in SF but it's a Toronto, Ontario phone #. If it's actually SF, she's probably still in SF, not Toronto. Impatient much?
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Old 07-08-2008, 08:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Rubber bullets? This topic has probably been asked and answered before, but here goes anyway.

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Maybe have an alternative. Something that shoots something other than bullets. Something that knocks somebody down. You don't need a gun. You don't need to kill someone.
I did a lot of research on home defense before settling on a Remington 870HD. I decided on it for a number of reasons:

1. It has a short 18" barrel, so it's maneuverable in a home.
2. It's a very simple machine and isn't near as susceptible to jamming as a handgun.
3. The legendary sound of the slide action is enough to scare off most burglars before needing to take a shot.
4. Since it's a shotgun (as opposed to a handgun) I don't need to be as concerned about my aim. I'm going to hit my target.
4. The first two shells I chamber are bird-shot (very small pellets like BBs). This goes to Chemda's concern on the show today. Bird shot is not going to kill anyone, but it's going to get their attention pretty quick. Even better is that if I miss the intruder it's going to stick in the wall, not go through it and accidentally hit someone on the other side. Also, repairing the drywall damage from the shot is a breeze.
5. If the first two shots don't do the trick I have three rounds of 00 buckshot (9 pellets in the shell) that will most likely finish the job.
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Old 07-08-2008, 08:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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someone isolate the clip

I would use it as a ringtone.
I was bored tonight, so here you go.

Someone will tell me if I have to take this down, right?

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Old 07-08-2008, 09:21 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I was bored tonight, so here you go.

Someone will tell me if I have to take this down, right?
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Old 07-08-2008, 10:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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OMG! I went to the Toronto Sun article on Dimitri and read this little nugget:

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He apparently found military medicine boring, "which led to compulsive masturbation up to six times per day, which was accomplished by going off to the washroom in between patients," the records state.
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Old 07-09-2008, 12:49 AM   #18 (permalink)
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/65715daa11
i found this video while looking for the original dimitri video. It takes clips from the calls and makes them into a conversotion between a teacher and dimitri who is looking for a job in child care. The girl who is acting isn't very good but the ending is brilliant
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Old 07-14-2008, 02:05 PM   #19 (permalink)
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http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html

what a fagtard.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:04 AM   #20 (permalink)
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hahaha, he don't act his personality or his physical outlook.. idol
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