759: Country Dough Face

[phooey]

you know what is scarier than country dough face?

Beady Eyed, short haired, skinny worn out by the world, toothless stare face

[two_socks]

Originally Posted by Head1ess Gunner

I have a really hot not-distant cousin- do you think this pickup line would work?

Hahah, yeah I can imagine a big family meet and everyone having some BBQ where you lean over the picnic table and whisper "You know the Egyptians promoted inter breeding. Why don’t we go out back so I can stuff you like a mummy"

[NobleRot]

Originally Posted by Awakimak

Sadly, I think dumber people can't think of ANYTHING better to do... they'll overpopulate us all. It is easy to sell them crap, though. Dumb people buy anything... lawn gnomes, "I'm with Stupid" T-shirts, generic condoms...

Kegerators...

[helllomoto]

Matthew Bray made some totally wrong assumptions on Dubai, the locals here are like a dieing breed. Women walk around in bikinis in malls (first hand experience). Mat also said that women would get abducted, this is totally wrong, the law here is rediculasly (bad spelling) strong. If you drink beer, at all, outside, you will get put in prison for about 3 months. Another example is when a guy ate a bun, got sesame seeds stuck on his jumper, went through a detector, and got sentenced for 4 years in jail. Oh, and just to be a jerkoff, I actually saw a women, dressed head to toe in black, snowboarding. FUCK YOU!

[jorjo]

Originally Posted by helllomoto

Matthew Bray made some totally wrong assumptions on Dubai, the locals here are like a dieing breed. Women walk around in bikinis in malls (first hand experience). Mat also said that women would get abducted, this is totally wrong, the law here is rediculasly (bad spelling) strong. If you drink beer, at all, outside, you will get put in prison for about 3 months. Another example is when a guy ate a bun, got sesame seeds stuck on his jumper, went through a detector, and got sentenced for 4 years in jail. Oh, and just to be a jerkoff, I actually saw a women, dressed head to toe in black, snowboarding. FUCK YOU!

Actually it was poppy seeds ...

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