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07-09-2008, 11:25 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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07-10-2008, 08:11 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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This past winter my best friend and I went to the cathedral for the Saturday evening mass. It started as a joke, we were on our way to a bar, but the bells were ringing and we decided to give a shot at Christianity.
It had been eleven years since my last mass (except of course for marriages and burials) and I was very surprised to find a half empty cathedral with one third of the audience being black. We quickly realized that going to church was a stupid idea but since we were stuck there we decided to play along. When came the moment of the Eucharist, I stood up and went to get my piece of Jesus. My friend followed. Just like Chemda he was curious to know what the bread tasted like. I discreetly showed him how he was supposed to place his hands and told him that he should say "amen" upon receiving the bread. After eating baby Jesus I went back to my seat. My friend and I sat down and I asked him if all went well. He told me that he had in fact taken the bread from the hand of the priest and that he said "thanks" instead of "amen". He had thought I was messing with him with the whole left hand right hand amen thing. Not one minute later the priest came to our row. - Did you eat the bread? - I didn't, my friend answered. - Where is it then? - In my pocket. - Why did you do that? Give it back. - Can I eat it? - Eat it now or give it back to me. My friend ate it and the priest left. He looked so disgusted at us. I still feel bad to this day. |
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07-10-2008, 08:35 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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In Catholic churches left over blessed eucharist can be kept in the tabernacle for the next ceremony.
Keith, how did you grow up in the country and know nothing about ticks? I thought those dough facers at least knew about ticks. |
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07-10-2008, 08:44 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Ticks favor pine tree forests. As a kid we used to got to family reunions at alternating great-uncle's houses and one became know as the tick place and the other as the bee place. Bug repellent in aerosol form makes a good flame thrower.
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07-10-2008, 09:16 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Thank god someone else thinks patric from nobody likes onions is a dick, the guy makes me so mad.
"ehh look at me im a obese guy who was bullied at school so derive happiness from acting like im better than everyone". And how the fuck is his girlfriend so hot? can she not see or hear him!!! |
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07-10-2008, 09:30 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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She has my stuff. She has my money. Most recent comment: I hope you drive on the wrong side of the road and die in a head on collision as long as you don't take any innocent people with you. |
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