790: In It for Life

[Wile_E_Peyote]

Originally Posted by Dirtface

You are a dumbfuck, and browsing through your post history supports this claim.

Originally Posted by thepetek

Ask you fucking spirit guide to explain it.

Run along children, the grown-ups are talking.

[CherryLavender]

Rule #1 - Don't pick up random stangers at a bar who are not in the lifestyle and expect it to go OK.

Rule #2 - Don't play with couples who don't have their shit figured out yet (newbies). Too much drama.

Rule #3 - Don't expect your husband or wife to respond to someone else like they do to you. It's strange dick or pussy and it's exciting.

Rule #4 - If your strange is better than your primary partner, keep it to yourself. None of the parties want to hear it.

Rule #5 - Don't be stupid. Keith is absolutely right. If it starts to go wrong, get the fuck out. No pussy is worth a knife in the face.

-Amanda

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by CherryLavender

Rule #1 - Rule #2 - Rule #3 - Rule #4 - Rule #5 -Amanda

You could probably write a book, you know.

[CherryLavender]

Originally Posted by BrianAlt

You could probably write a book, you know.

It would have to be under the genre of erotica. I would love to tell my stories.

[motownguy]

Originally Posted by CherryLavender

It would have to be under the genre of erotica. I would love to tell my stories.

You know, that's a relationship book I would probably read ...

[Lura]

My husband took the sleep test and was prescribed sleeping with the damned machine forever. He said "No thanks" and just lives with the apnea. Don't let them turn you into a Borg, Keith.

[Wile_E_Peyote]

Originally Posted by Lura

My husband took the sleep test and was prescribed sleeping with the damned machine forever. He said "No thanks" and just lives with the apnea. Don't let them turn you into a Borg, Keith.

What is the danger of not wearing one? I thought there was the possibility of "not waking" up with sleep apnea?

A friend of mine wears one, it has an alarm on it in case he quits breathing for too long a period. Probably not a lot of fun...

[Lura]

Yeah, it's a quality of life vs. chance of death thing. It's a gamble, but so is every day we drive on SoCal freeways.

[roxymodest]

Originally Posted by two_socks

I didn't realise the cruise you went on was the imagination. My girl friend who i live with here in the UK worked as a masseuse for that company for 9 months.
They took her passport away so she couldn't just leave and come home and if she filed officially to come home and terminate her contract she would have to pay the £2000 ($3724) for the training they gave her.
She hated working on that ship and i can image why you guys got pissed off with the retarded staff. Damned philpinos kept trying to get with her even though she said she had a boyfriend back home and even when she got back home to England one of the tards some how got a hold of her home number and kept badgering her by calling at like 4 in the morning. Apparently philipino men cant grasp the concept of time difference.
Anyway made me laugh

Filipino men are the worst. i'm a filipina lady, and i can't stand them.

but i don't mind that chemda thinks that filipinos are beautiful thanks

[Kale]

Originally Posted by roxymodest

Filipino men are the worst. i'm a filipina lady, and i can't stand them.

but i don't mind that chemda thinks that filipinos are beautiful thanks

Fuuuuuuuuuck You and welcome to the forums!