803: Take Care of Your Own

Keith · 09-09-2008, 11:31 PM

"This dog just fucked me!"

King of Assholes · 09-10-2008, 08:13 AM

Haven't finished the show but I'm hoping for some Posehn at the end, although he's a nerd. Then again there has been robot comedy.

Oh, and big boobed chicks always need height and weight. A long time friend of mine had breast reduction surgery, she complained about back pain from around the age of 16 so I can understand why she wanted. However as a friend it was hard for me. I didn't know how to tell someone I'd been friends with since the age of 11 that when you're 5'2 and weigh like 180lbs that you should lose some weight before considering surgery.

Amael · 09-10-2008, 08:24 AM

punk'n · 09-10-2008, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by King of Assholes

However as a friend it was hard for me. I didn't know how to tell someone I'd been friends with since the age of 11 that when you're 5'2 and weigh like 180lbs that you should lose some weight before considering surgery.

But you're the King of Assholes....?!

JaymztheKing · 09-10-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

But you're the King of Assholes....?!

Probably whats holding him back from being Emperor of Assholes.

thirteen · 09-10-2008, 12:18 PM

Every time I hear an accent on TV now I'm going to think about this show and maybe cut the actors some slack, heh. I'm sure KATG has been to more places than I have.

Grapist · 09-10-2008, 12:21 PM

Ok, this freaked me out. I opened this thread to read Keith's first post "This dog just fucked me" precisely at the moment Keith said it on the show. WOW!

I used to use the automatic kitty litter thingy. It worked fine. My guess is he is feeding them wet cat food and/or not using clumping kitty litter.

Cats throw up due to hairballs usually, just by hairball treatment food.

But he is right to keep them indoors, I have had very little to no issue with my cat. Oh and it isn't that cats are smarter than dogs, they are just less hastle and need less attention.

King of Assholes · 09-10-2008, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

But you're the King of Assholes....?!

You'd have to be a special kind of smart ass bitch to point that out, thanks.

JaymztheKing · 09-10-2008, 12:30 PM

one thing I like about cats opposed to dogs is that when a cat pukes it does that honking, dry heaving thing for about 30 seconds before it actually chucks, just enough time to throw him on some linoleum or easily cleaned up area. Its like a puke alarm.

punk'n · 09-10-2008, 12:58 PM

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You'd have to be a special kind of smart ass bitch to point that out, thanks.

*smooch*

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