818: Love & London

Keith · 09-30-2008, 03:38 PM

"Send out your signals: Don't fuck around the Malleys' house."

archicat · 10-01-2008, 04:57 AM

Great show - Dan Allen is funny. Would prefer to live in NY over London anyday. Think I may prefer him and Jesse being on show at same time tho as the funny duo.

In reference to Keith's mouse killing, I found 3 spiders in my bathroom the other night. I killed two of them and let the other one live to send the message. I found another this morning though so apparently spiders are rebellious creatures.

Sparrow · 10-01-2008, 07:07 AM

If I had never had mice before I would have thought "how unbelievably cruel," but as it is those little fuckers made a stop at my house a few months ago. Keith, you're right, those douchebags stare at you just long enough to make a point then they run like the god-forsaken wind. I started with the humane traps, but one night I went to check on it and saw one of them inside it unharmed and untrapped, eating the bait, mocking me. I immediatley switched to snap traps and poison and, after one went bat shit crazy in my kitchen, they haven't been back.

Send the message, Keets. I'm behind you.

King of Assholes · 10-01-2008, 08:09 AM

I've smoked salvia before, way crazier than I thought it would. It wasn't a bad experience but I guess I thought it was bullshit so I wasn't prepared for it to actually fuck me up. Everything started moving in slow motion but it was like "frames" were missing (like slow mo on a vcr). All I wanted to do was open a door and get to my bed to lay down but that felt like it took forever and I had no idea what was up, down, or anything. It's just a little ridiculous and not something I could see myself, even with a very positive experience, wanting to do regularly. Coming from me that says a lot.

serial_x · 10-01-2008, 08:27 AM

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I've smoked salvia before, way crazier than I thought it would. It wasn't a bad experience but I guess I thought it was bullshit so I wasn't prepared for it to actually fuck me up. Everything started moving in slow motion but it was like "frames" were missing (like slow mo on a vcr). All I wanted to do was open a door and get to my bed to lay down but that felt like it took forever and I had no idea what was up, down, or anything. It's just a little ridiculous and not something I could see myself, even with a very positive experience, wanting to do regularly. Coming from me that says a lot.

Spice Gold is great legal high. Closest thing to actual weed i've found.

JaymztheKing · 10-01-2008, 09:50 AM

You want mice gone? Use one of these

My adorable merchant of death.

Blitzgal · 10-01-2008, 10:06 AM

LOL, Keith smashes mice but yet when the guest notes that someone "turned gay," he casually corrects him by saying "he came out." Keith has layers.

Brend_duh · 10-01-2008, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JaymztheKing

You want mice gone? Use one of these

My adorable merchant of death.

Hehehe I love that pic of your kitty... very cute..very evil

serial_x · 10-01-2008, 12:29 PM

Cats are fantastic for keeping a house pest free.

I've only had 1 mouse and it was greeted by my less than impressed kitten

Blitzgal · 10-01-2008, 03:06 PM

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Cats are fantastic for keeping a house pest free.

Yeah, you are really not going to sell them on the pet thing...

09-30-2008, 03:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
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archicat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 404	Great show - Dan Allen is funny. Would prefer to live in NY over London anyday. Think I may prefer him and Jesse being on show at same time tho as the funny duo. In reference to Keith's mouse killing, I found 3 spiders in my bathroom the other night. I killed two of them and let the other one live to send the message. I found another this morning though so apparently spiders are rebellious creatures.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	If I had never had mice before I would have thought "how unbelievably cruel," but as it is those little fuckers made a stop at my house a few months ago. Keith, you're right, those douchebags stare at you just long enough to make a point then they run like the god-forsaken wind. I started with the humane traps, but one night I went to check on it and saw one of them inside it unharmed and untrapped, eating the bait, mocking me. I immediatley switched to snap traps and poison and, after one went bat shit crazy in my kitchen, they haven't been back. Send the message, Keets. I'm behind you. Last edited by Sparrow; 10-01-2008 at 07:08 AM. Reason: word addition
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10-01-2008, 08:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
King of Assholes Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: DC Posts: 684	I've smoked salvia before, way crazier than I thought it would. It wasn't a bad experience but I guess I thought it was bullshit so I wasn't prepared for it to actually fuck me up. Everything started moving in slow motion but it was like "frames" were missing (like slow mo on a vcr). All I wanted to do was open a door and get to my bed to lay down but that felt like it took forever and I had no idea what was up, down, or anything. It's just a little ridiculous and not something I could see myself, even with a very positive experience, wanting to do regularly. Coming from me that says a lot.
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