827: Soap Hockey (Israel)
 

"You'll say it like it is. What do you think of Israel?"

Praise the Lord! A new show!

Oh thank lucifer!

many happy returns
 

welcome back, gang! y'all were sorely missed.:D

Didnt see this on the feed was it on or did i just miss it :( And i know ive been craving a KATG fix

Maybe it wasn't live?

LOL im mentioned!!
i <3 michael

to be fair my exact quote was:
"oh boy in 24 hours michael khalili will be grabbing my boobiez!!"

so far this show is AMAZING. I need a diaper.

Any photos of Soap Hockey Moms?

This cracked me up "There weren't any bombs but the landscape looks like like Call of Duty IV" :D

I was wincing listening to Chemda's tale of Keith trying to get served with hordes of super-rude Israelis shouting their order over his shoulder. Gaargh! Feel the fury!


(and my 3d doodle got used for the album artwork. Eeey! :cool:)

Wow, I'm surprised Keith didn't play the "On a scale of 1 to 10" game with Andrew and Olivia.

Looking forward to listening to this. btw - are there plans to post the London show?

Keith, if your father-in-law is communicating with you and allowing you in his home be happy. At least he is not talking down to you about anything. I married a Mexican girl and on our wedding day her mother pulls me to the side and, I am not joking here, tells me "You know of all things my daughter could do to disrespect the family and me her mother...she is marrying a gringo."

Needless to say we don't get along at all!!!

The grabber totes grabbed my boobs in NYC :D

its always a competition btwn you and me, huh?:mad:

its so sad when there is a single Grabber and no ney-sayer. Im just thankful for the new show!!

Congrats guys!
 

Congrats Andrew and Olivia!
I hope you guys continue to make your video responses on Techcrunch and Mashable because I enjoy them!

Sorry to hear you didn't enjoy your stay in Israel. :(

thank you for a new show -- I feel like my Ipod has been in the desert and a new KATG is the water its been thirsting for. It has been a sad two weeks for my old ipod.

I'm afraid I didn't understand the origin of the phrase "soap hockey." Did I miss something?

Google Result #1: Snakes on a Plane (S.O.A.P) Hockey team.
Google Result #2: This thread.

welcome back, KATG!
 

:cool:

When sand becomes molten and cools, it does not cool to sand. It cools to glass. My proposal of bombing a sand dune of a country would not only eliminate a problem, it would also leave the country with a nice big layer of glass. You then get yourself a plane ticket, a bar of soap, a stick and some socks for your feet, and you enjoy a spirited but friendly game of soap hockey.

Anyone cringing at this idea as though it were brutal simply has never played soap hockey. It is an immensely good time.

Beyond Gothic. Beyond Cringe. And Clean Too:)

Keith,
When Andrew mentioned the cat and fountain story I was half expecting him to say that you crushed the cat like Spookys' toad.
I know a cat is bigger than a toad and at some point an animal is too big to stomp and yet, his tone of voice was eerily similar. I'm just glad you didn't. A sand cat would tear you to shreds if you tried.

A cat is not too big to stomp and that Chinese woman in stiletto heals has proved that.

Was this show recorded in a bathroom? Reeeeeeeveeeeeeeeerb!

Great show, guys!

Wouldn't it be a good idea to wax the glass first?

*slurp*

Regarding the ill effects of English food ... My six years of agony over a meat pie | Metro.co.uk

You need special equipment - if only they'd made it to market:

Classy. I thought Harry Enfield retired?


Here's some Postcards From The Edge... :)

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/p...DeadSea_sm.jpg

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/p...pHockey_sm.jpg

Nope - he's back working with Paul Whitehouse, and it's lovely stuff (clicky)

Holy shit, Keith needs to go to Israel every month. I loved the rage.

Haggling in the Holy Land:

Good idea
 

We should bomb another (eual sized) country about 6000 miles away. That way when aliens look at our planet it'll seem as if Earth is wearing glasses. And you can't very well fuck with any civilization that will go to all that trouble for a joke.

Or they figure Earth is a nerd planet and give us an atomic wedgie.

You, sir, are a genius. I'm voting you the new king.

This reminds me of Ze Frank's project, where he found people on exactly opposite sides of the globe to lay a slice of bread on the ground, thus creating an Earth sammich.

O:
I could not participate, for my bread would have to be placed in the ocean somewhere :(