827: Soap Hockey (Israel)

scottperezfox · 10-20-2008, 11:18 PM

I'm afraid I didn't understand the origin of the phrase "soap hockey." Did I miss something?

Astigos · 10-20-2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by scottperezfox

I'm afraid I didn't understand the origin of the phrase "soap hockey." Did I miss something?

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kevinc · 10-21-2008, 02:12 AM

Keith · 10-21-2008, 05:51 AM

When sand becomes molten and cools, it does not cool to sand. It cools to glass. My proposal of bombing a sand dune of a country would not only eliminate a problem, it would also leave the country with a nice big layer of glass. You then get yourself a plane ticket, a bar of soap, a stick and some socks for your feet, and you enjoy a spirited but friendly game of soap hockey.

Anyone cringing at this idea as though it were brutal simply has never played soap hockey. It is an immensely good time.

Cart Horse · 10-21-2008, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

When sand becomes molten and cools, it does not cool to sand. It cools to glass. My proposal of bombing a sand dune of a country would not only eliminate a problem, it would also leave the country with a nice big layer of glass. You then get yourself a plane ticket, a bar of soap, a stick and some socks for your feet, and you enjoy a spirited but friendly game of soap hockey.

Anyone cringing at this idea as though it were brutal simply has never played soap hockey. It is an immensely good time.

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Nihility · 10-21-2008, 06:13 AM

Keith,
When Andrew mentioned the cat and fountain story I was half expecting him to say that you crushed the cat like Spookys' toad.
I know a cat is bigger than a toad and at some point an animal is too big to stomp and yet, his tone of voice was eerily similar. I'm just glad you didn't. A sand cat would tear you to shreds if you tried.

Astigos · 10-21-2008, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Nihility

Keith,
When Andrew mentioned the cat and fountain story I was half expecting him to say that you crushed the cat like Spookys' toad.
I know a cat is bigger than a toad and at some point an animal is too big to stomp and yet, his tone of voice was eerily similar. I'm just glad you didn't. A sand cat would tear you to shreds if you tried.

A cat is not too big to stomp and that Chinese woman in stiletto heals has proved that.

godstod · 10-21-2008, 12:03 PM

Was this show recorded in a bathroom? Reeeeeeeveeeeeeeeerb!

motownguy · 10-21-2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

When sand becomes molten and cools, it does not cool to sand. It cools to glass. My proposal of bombing a sand dune of a country would not only eliminate a problem, it would also leave the country with a nice big layer of glass. You then get yourself a plane ticket, a bar of soap, a stick and some socks for your feet, and you enjoy a spirited but friendly game of soap hockey.

Anyone cringing at this idea as though it were brutal simply has never played soap hockey. It is an immensely good time.

Great show, guys!

Grapist · 10-21-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

When sand becomes molten and cools, it does not cool to sand. It cools to glass. My proposal of bombing a sand dune of a country would not only eliminate a problem, it would also leave the country with a nice big layer of glass. You then get yourself a plane ticket, a bar of soap, a stick and some socks for your feet, and you enjoy a spirited but friendly game of soap hockey.

Anyone cringing at this idea as though it were brutal simply has never played soap hockey. It is an immensely good time.

Wouldn't it be a good idea to wax the glass first?

*slurp*

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Nihility Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Quarantine Posts: 103	Keith, When Andrew mentioned the cat and fountain story I was half expecting him to say that you crushed the cat like Spookys' toad. I know a cat is bigger than a toad and at some point an animal is too big to stomp and yet, his tone of voice was eerily similar. I'm just glad you didn't. A sand cat would tear you to shreds if you tried.
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