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10-23-2008, 03:25 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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10-23-2008, 04:05 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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I got my licence a few months back and within my first month I got my first impact and it definitely grounded me as to driving.
It was only a shitty bump as I only hit this chick going about 2 m.p.h but I was shitting a brick all that night and the next day thinking I was going to get a call from my insurance company to say I need to pay out. My insurance alone was £2,000 on top of my £800 car so I was stone broke and didn't need this bullshit. She texted me that night to give me her details and say she felt a bit sore (which I thought was bullshit as the car's body wasn't even scratched) but I haven't heard from her since. I'm definitely more careful now, or at least more observant. |
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Just listening to the episode now.
The part of mythbusters about the toilets was called Toothbrush Surprise and was about what Spooky was saying (how when you flush a toilet the particles will be dispersed into the air). They left a bunch of toothbrushes all around a bathroom for quite a while (I believe it was over multiple weeks). Unfortunately they contained the same amount of fecal matter as the brand new control toothbrushes that were not ever put in their bathrooms. WIKI LINK Strange as it was I kinda figured that must mean the people at the toothbrush factory must not wash their hands before packaging your toothbrush. Still a gross episode though Last edited by bluecrucial; 10-23-2008 at 05:30 PM. |
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to be clear:
i went running and came home, sweaty and gross and was headed for the shower, he dashed into the bathroom to dump. i was annoyed so i waited outside the bathroom for him to exit. i hear a flush, the door opens and he tries to walk out the door. no water ran, so i asked him why he didnt wash his hands, and he explained that you dont have to wash your hands ever after you shit, just if you get piss on your hands. first of all, he lives with me, second, he works in a restaurant. also, he coughs every four to six minutes(i used to keep a record of it to track his progress) while he is healthy(smokers cough, chronic bronchitis, possibly chronic obstructive pulmonary disease), but he is sick right now(and at work as i write this, handling people's food at Ruth Chris steakhouse in Manhattan). so now i'm bothered, and i told him he had to wash his hands before i would let him exit the bathroom, he was misinformed about not needing to wash after shitting. he then proceeded to tell me that George Carlin says, and im sure it was very deep and funny, but i cut him off and told him i have no interest in fielding medical advice from a comedy routine. i then explained the basics about when he will wash his hands, and later that night, wrote the follow up email to be sure it all sank in. say what you will, but i am not going to tolerate poo hands.
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Just finished listening...
Patrice got the power ranger girl wrong. Amy Jo Johnson, who was on Felicity and the dead girl on Susy Q was the pink ranger. She just looks like Hillary Swank. Was the murder guy the red ranger who died and became the white ranger ala Gandalf in LOTR? Or was that the gay porn guy? I always thought it was weird watching MMPR and seeing the Asian be the yellow ranger and I was 5. I bet if we watched kids shows now there would be tons of that flew over our heads. And Degrassi is a kick ass show. Don't be embarrased to twitter about it Patrice. |
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The Red Ranger was Jason, and did star in gay porn. The person they were talking about wasn't a Power Ranger, but an extra who appeared in one episode. The Rangers were trying to teach him to play soccer, which cuased Rita to create a soccer monster. |
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Listening to the ep so this might get addressed
The car in the SNL Skit was called the Adobe and you got a clay modeling knife with the car. Adobe --- Pre-insurance Vaginal with Epidural cost 14k, that was 2 months ago. Out of pocket cost to me was 10% or $1400 |
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