831: Everyone has AIDS!

thirteen · 10-24-2008, 09:58 AM

There are lots of decent TV shows out there. There is more crap, of course, but if you look you'll find something interesting. I find that I don't care about keeping up with shows with each year that goes by (and I'm a huge TV viewer). Anyway, "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" is actually not that bad. The special effects (like the one Keith mentioned) are shitty, but the acting isn't bad, and the story is somewhat interesting. I never cared or knew anything about the Terminator series (as a whole) before this show.

Also, Keith + baby = cute (in this episode, at least). I could tell from previous shows that Keith had some kind of interest in babies. I know it sounds strange (and obviously Chemda and Keith know what they feel like...I may not and I don't mean to speak for anyone), but I like the dynamic when one person doesn't want children, and the other isn't sure. I know Chemda always says that you have to REALLY want the child to have one, which is completely true, but I think there is also something there when a person isn't sure about whether or not they want a baby. It suggests that the topic will come up again. I am a weirdo when it comes to children. I never want babies, but whenever I hold one or see one I just stare at it. So I may change my mind in the future. I'm definitely the type to always say that I like children for maybe a few hours, and then I want to give them back to their parents.

By the way, no one ever talks about the blue ranger, Billy, haha. He just kind of disappeared.

French Marsh · 10-24-2008, 10:28 AM

Where is that website for those super awesome STD E-Cards cards, i want to scare some people anonomously

thirteen · 10-24-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by French Marsh

Where is that website for those super awesome STD E-Cards cards, i want to scare some people anonomously

Is it this? I can't keep searching because I'm at work, heh.

RachaelBachael · 10-24-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by picard102

It was the Green Ranger that lost his powers and latter became the White Ranger. Tommy.

The Red Ranger was Jason, and did star in gay porn.

The person they were talking about wasn't a Power Ranger, but an extra who appeared in one episode. The Rangers were trying to teach him to play soccer, which cuased Rita to create a soccer monster.

Thanks for clearing up the confusion!!!

Now I remember Tommy, he was hot!

EllaMacFarlane · 10-24-2008, 12:07 PM

Nuuuuu, have a baby already!!!!!!!!!

kebri · 10-24-2008, 03:48 PM

OMG! I was just talking to my daughter about how most guys don't wash their hands after they take a piss. I have to remind her about touching door handles and shit and then eating her snacks, "Alex, did you just put pissy chips in your mouth?" I know for a fact that these nasty bastards don't wash their hands cause you shouldn't be walking out of the bathroom while the toilet is still flushing. The worst is when they leave the toilet seat up and piss on the toilet and floor (we have unisex bathrooms).

The nastiest is when they take a dump and leave the door open and the smell lingers into the showroom (we have clients and other employees in the office all day). We have designated shit stalls, as I like to call them, in the back of the building but some bastards are too lazy, or too full of shit, to use them. They dump and flush, often times not enough and leave skid marks or floaters, and then leave with the exhaust fan off and the door wide open. That is just some nasty, and smelly, shit

censorshipwreck · 10-24-2008, 06:45 PM

Remember that Family Guy when Peter starts selling cards?

Quagmire
Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.

Peter
Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."

Quagmire
Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.

EllaMacFarlane · 10-24-2008, 06:51 PM

YouTube - Family Guy- You have aids

fuck it i dont know how to embed stuff

dan5382 · 10-24-2008, 07:02 PM

So let me get this right...
Your supposed to wash your hands after taking a shit? I was gonna put my hands on some pretzels and feed em to some douchebags. (hey why not? the tv told me to).

Brend_duh · 10-24-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

YouTube - Family Guy- You have aids

fuck it i dont know how to embed stuff

"You got the Aids...not HIV but full blown AIDS..."

best family guy song EVA!

10-24-2008, 09:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,098	There are lots of decent TV shows out there. There is more crap, of course, but if you look you'll find something interesting. I find that I don't care about keeping up with shows with each year that goes by (and I'm a huge TV viewer). Anyway, "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" is actually not that bad. The special effects (like the one Keith mentioned) are shitty, but the acting isn't bad, and the story is somewhat interesting. I never cared or knew anything about the Terminator series (as a whole) before this show. Also, Keith + baby = cute (in this episode, at least). I could tell from previous shows that Keith had some kind of interest in babies. I know it sounds strange (and obviously Chemda and Keith know what they feel like...I may not and I don't mean to speak for anyone), but I like the dynamic when one person doesn't want children, and the other isn't sure. I know Chemda always says that you have to REALLY want the child to have one, which is completely true, but I think there is also something there when a person isn't sure about whether or not they want a baby. It suggests that the topic will come up again. I am a weirdo when it comes to children. I never want babies, but whenever I hold one or see one I just stare at it. So I may change my mind in the future. I'm definitely the type to always say that I like children for maybe a few hours, and then I want to give them back to their parents. By the way, no one ever talks about the blue ranger, Billy, haha. He just kind of disappeared. Last edited by thirteen; 10-24-2008 at 10:12 AM.
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10-24-2008, 10:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
French Marsh Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Statesboro and Savannah Georgia Posts: 20	Where is that website for those super awesome STD E-Cards cards, i want to scare some people anonomously
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EllaMacFarlane Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Israel Posts: 957	Nuuuuu, have a baby already!!!!!!!!!
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kebri Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 17	OMG! I was just talking to my daughter about how most guys don't wash their hands after they take a piss. I have to remind her about touching door handles and shit and then eating her snacks, "Alex, did you just put pissy chips in your mouth?" I know for a fact that these nasty bastards don't wash their hands cause you shouldn't be walking out of the bathroom while the toilet is still flushing. The worst is when they leave the toilet seat up and piss on the toilet and floor (we have unisex bathrooms). The nastiest is when they take a dump and leave the door open and the smell lingers into the showroom (we have clients and other employees in the office all day). We have designated shit stalls, as I like to call them, in the back of the building but some bastards are too lazy, or too full of shit, to use them. They dump and flush, often times not enough and leave skid marks or floaters, and then leave with the exhaust fan off and the door wide open. That is just some nasty, and smelly, shit
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10-24-2008, 06:45 PM	#17 (permalink)
censorshipwreck Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Denver Posts: 33	Remember that Family Guy when Peter starts selling cards? Quagmire Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody. Peter Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D." Quagmire Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.
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dan5382 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: California Posts: 4	So let me get this right... Your supposed to wash your hands after taking a shit? I was gonna put my hands on some pretzels and feed em to some douchebags. (hey why not? the tv told me to).
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