831: Everyone has AIDS!

[Casanova Frankenstein]

Why don't they put plastic disposable gloves in a dispenser outside the bathroom door. you put on the gloves, go in the door, do your piss or shit, exit the bathroom, and toss the gloves in a trashcan outside the door. You're about as insulated germwise as you can be, and you don't have to waste time washing your hands (thus wasting water and paper towels.)

Of course now you have a giant pile of used gloves in landfills, but that's ok.

[ohdamn]

God I wish I knew why I know the fate of the original power rangers, but here goes:

Jason - The red ranger did gay porn
Trini - The yellow ranger died in a car crash
Zack - The black ranger teaches dance
Kim - The pink ranger still has an acting career (sorta)
Billy - The blue ranger has the occasional producing job on tv
Tommy - The green ranger, who later became the white ranger, has a martial arts school See?

Holy fuck I'm a loser.

[Brend_duh]

The red power ranger went to my HighSchool. He was in a higher grade than me.. so its not like i knew him or anything... people who did say he walkd around campuse acting all "holly-ier than thou"....guess the student body wasnt good enough to associate with a future gay porn star...

[serial_x]

Originally Posted by spooky

to be clear:

i went running and came home, sweaty and gross and was headed for the shower, he dashed into the bathroom to dump. i was annoyed so i waited outside the bathroom for him to exit. i hear a flush, the door opens and he tries to walk out the door.

no water ran, so i asked him why he didnt wash his hands, and he explained that you dont have to wash your hands ever after you shit, just if you get piss on your hands.

first of all, he lives with me, second, he works in a restaurant. also, he coughs every four to six minutes(i used to keep a record of it to track his progress) while he is healthy(smokers cough, chronic bronchitis, possibly chronic obstructive pulmonary disease), but he is sick right now(and at work as i write this, handling people's food at Ruth Chris steakhouse in Manhattan).

so now i'm bothered, and i told him he had to wash his hands before i would let him exit the bathroom, he was misinformed about not needing to wash after shitting. he then proceeded to tell me that George Carlin says, and im sure it was very deep and funny, but i cut him off and told him i have no interest in fielding medical advice from a comedy routine.

i then explained the basics about when he will wash his hands, and later that night, wrote the follow up email to be sure it all sank in.

say what you will, but i am not going to tolerate poo hands.

Would it not be easier to just kick him out rather than act like his mother?

[spooky]

Originally Posted by serial_x

Would it not be easier to just kick him out rather than act like his mother?

nope.

[MyButtPlug]

Originally Posted by spooky

nope.

Spooky, ever thought if living alone?

Aren't you, like, 35 or something? Might be time.

[spooky]

Originally Posted by MyButtPlug

Spooky, ever thought if living alone?

Aren't you, like, 35 or something? Might be time.

awesome idea! i wish i had thought of that. oh yeah, i had, and i did it for a year.

i have a choice, choice A, i can have a roomie and pursue my career 100% of the time, and have money for recreation.

or choice B, i can live alone and work at a shitty job for part time money to make up the difference, every hour of which is an hour not spent working on my career. every hour of commute time, every hour getting ready and winding down, all hours i cant get back, if im lucky, i delay my speed at making something in terms of real money by half. in all probability, 3/4.

so, i can either be a child and live for today, or be a grown up and work on long term goals. unlike most of you, this is career number two for me. i already did 7 years in another one that i decided i didn't like, went back to school, then moved up here.

i think most people who are successful in life realized early on that useless jobs are pretty useless, and only hold you back. i have shit to do for now.

maybe when i settle down with a GF, that situation will change, but until then, i just cant afford to be stupid. trust me when i say, im not doing it for entertainment purposes.

and no, i am not like 35.

[Emelath]

I agree about the license.I got my license when I was 16. I was such a bad driver as a kid. I wrapped a car around a palm tree. I also had a car catch on fire because I didn't check the oil.

Dumb kids.

My infamy lives on because now my parents won't let me borrow their cars when I am home in the states. Oh well.



Go team pub crawl!

[Vudell]

I thought about this while Keith was mentioning how people put up some pretty personal stuff in their twitter (I believe that was brought up), I thought of this silly profile I recently began following:

http://twitter.com/reallynotfunny

* Name reallynotfunny
* Location The Ether
* Bio I laugh at the misfortune of others. All tweets are from other, real, users of twitter just with added hilarity

Sad news, my daughter miscarried today. She's doing okay but it's been a sad day. Today is also my birthday. LOL! 2:24 PM Oct 25th from web

it is someone who goes through twitter updates and pulls out the really sad ones and adds "LOL" to the end... something about it is hilarious to me and I LOVE getting these updates

[EnglishItalian]

Originally Posted by spooky

awesome idea! i wish i had thought of that. oh yeah, i had, and i did it for a year.

i have a choice, choice A, i can have a roomie and pursue my career 100% of the time, and have money for recreation.

or choice B, i can live alone and work at a shitty job for part time money to make up the difference, every hour of which is an hour not spent working on my career. every hour of commute time, every hour getting ready and winding down, all hours i cant get back, if im lucky, i delay my speed at making something in terms of real money by half. in all probability, 3/4.

so, i can either be a child and live for today, or be a grown up and work on long term goals. unlike most of you, this is career number two for me. i already did 7 years in another one that i decided i didn't like, went back to school, then moved up here.

i think most people who are successful in life realized early on that useless jobs are pretty useless, and only hold you back. i have shit to do for now.

maybe when i settle down with a GF, that situation will change, but until then, i just cant afford to be stupid. trust me when i say, im not doing it for entertainment purposes.

and no, i am not like 35.

......and add to that all the wasted hours writing follow up emails and not to mention 2688 Forum posts! But then you also have to factor in all the time you save not cooking anything but chicken fillets. lol. You're a little strange Spooky but very entertaining. You follow your dream and don't let them bring you down.