835: Coconut in the Garage with the Noose

Brend_duh · 10-30-2008, 08:33 AM

Hummmm...
So Ashley was mentaly unstable...
Yeah.. being molested has been known to do that to people

lattaland · 10-30-2008, 08:35 AM

How much do you wanna bet this young broad isn't really dead and our ol'pal coconut just made it up so he'll have something to do while waiting for his unemployment checks to come rolling in?

dark_lobo · 10-30-2008, 08:46 AM

out of boredom..
coconut's youtube: GloriousCoconut
Ashley's youtube: WiCKeDLeTTeFReaK
Ashley's myspace: MySpace.com - www.myspace.com/337588607
the baby daddy's youtube: Gir42069
based on post to video YouTube - R.I.P Wicked Freak MCL

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Ok Ok Lets get this shit straightened out now.. I am her ex BF and her babies daddy.. her parents have everything figured out... youtube was offering 10,000$ for scariest female movie and thats what she was trying and it just went wrong..

archicat · 10-30-2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dark_lobo

out of boredom..
coconut's youtube: GloriousCoconut
Ashley's youtube: WiCKeDLeTTeFReaK
Ashley's myspace: MySpace.com - www.myspace.com/337588607
the baby daddy's youtube: Gir42069
based on post to video YouTube - R.I.P Wicked Freak MCL

Fuccckkkkk Youuuuu ! Welcome to the forums

Hehe first time I've been able to do that

Thanks for posting the previous avatar Jeremy. Was wondering wtf Monolopy had to do with geopets...

gumby013 · 10-30-2008, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by archicat

Fuccckkkkk Youuuuu ! Welcome to the forums

Hehe first time I've been able to do that

Thanks for posting the previous avatar Jeremy. Was wondering wtf Monolopy had to do with geopets...

I figured it would get changed at some point, so I saved it.

dark_lobo · 10-30-2008, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by archicat

Fuccckkkkk Youuuuu ! Welcome to the forums

Hehe first time I've been able to do that

Thanks for posting the previous avatar Jeremy. Was wondering wtf Monolopy had to do with geopets...

thanks

hope to stick around, love the show

Sparrow · 10-30-2008, 09:36 AM

I watched her YouTube videos. No big loss. Coconut I hope you will be consoled with the knowledge that you only have to wait another decade before you can bone her daughter. Here's to hoping she develops early *Bright Side* ding!

Hang in there

JaymztheKing · 10-30-2008, 09:44 AM

Here is my view on the whole thing:

The reason for the child molestation laws are not because the police are giant cock blocks. It doesn't matter how many health/fucking/shit classes you take, there are several things as a CHILD (gonna say under the age of 20) you fundamentally don't understand. At this point you are in a bubble and don't understand the adult world at all. What is worse is that you think you know it better than the adults that live there. So when you're a 16 year old and you're approached by a 30 year old man who is "really into you" because you're "not like the rest" you have no reason to distrust them because you think you're hot shit. And THAT is the part that makes it scummy; because the older men play into your lack of world perspective. They use you. You don't even realize it either because after all "you're 16 and totally have your shit together". "Your love is real."

I'm 24 years old, 195 lbs, married, not drunk, nipples slightly erect and do care about this post. I'm realizing JUST NOW how truly young and inexperienced I am. When older people used to call me a kid I just thought it was condescending bullshit. Come to find out, I AM REALLY A KID. I play video games on Xbox, eat entire bags of halloween candy, laugh hysterically at well timed farts, and think that at some point I'll REALLY make it as a rockstar/comedian/actor. I haven't even set up my 401k because I don't understand how those things were work (and I would probably spend the money on Xbox games and candy in a week anyway). I don't understand office politics and know that my bosses are pulling some next level jedi mind shit on me to make me stay late and work hard for crap pay. For the first time in a long time I have felt vulnerable to this world. I think that there are plenty of people and entities out there trying to fuck me out of money, opportunities, credit rating, and general happiness. And to me that is what growing up is about, realizing that there are people out to get you. Again as a CHILD you don't think that exists, you think you should just kill time on MySpace until humanity as a collective realizes your greatness.

In conclusion, being a child doesn't give you the right to fuck them.

gumby013 · 10-30-2008, 09:45 AM

Anyone seen Saw 5? Is there a noose scene anywhere in there?

Coconut · 10-30-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

Anyone seen Saw 5? Is there a noose scene anywhere in there?

No. Not that I can remember. It was the first question her stepfather asked me the morning they found her.

10-30-2008, 08:33 AM	#31 (permalink)
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10-30-2008, 08:35 AM	#32 (permalink)
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10-30-2008, 09:36 AM	#37 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	I watched her YouTube videos. No big loss. Coconut I hope you will be consoled with the knowledge that you only have to wait another decade before you can bone her daughter. Here's to hoping she develops early Bright Side ding! Hang in there Last edited by Sparrow; 10-30-2008 at 09:38 AM. Reason: added cute
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10-30-2008, 09:44 AM	#38 (permalink)
JaymztheKing Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 94	Here is my view on the whole thing: The reason for the child molestation laws are not because the police are giant cock blocks. It doesn't matter how many health/fucking/shit classes you take, there are several things as a CHILD (gonna say under the age of 20) you fundamentally don't understand. At this point you are in a bubble and don't understand the adult world at all. What is worse is that you think you know it better than the adults that live there. So when you're a 16 year old and you're approached by a 30 year old man who is "really into you" because you're "not like the rest" you have no reason to distrust them because you think you're hot shit. And THAT is the part that makes it scummy; because the older men play into your lack of world perspective. They use you. You don't even realize it either because after all "you're 16 and totally have your shit together". "Your love is real." I'm 24 years old, 195 lbs, married, not drunk, nipples slightly erect and do care about this post. I'm realizing JUST NOW how truly young and inexperienced I am. When older people used to call me a kid I just thought it was condescending bullshit. Come to find out, I AM REALLY A KID. I play video games on Xbox, eat entire bags of halloween candy, laugh hysterically at well timed farts, and think that at some point I'll REALLY make it as a rockstar/comedian/actor. I haven't even set up my 401k because I don't understand how those things were work (and I would probably spend the money on Xbox games and candy in a week anyway). I don't understand office politics and know that my bosses are pulling some next level jedi mind shit on me to make me stay late and work hard for crap pay. For the first time in a long time I have felt vulnerable to this world. I think that there are plenty of people and entities out there trying to fuck me out of money, opportunities, credit rating, and general happiness. And to me that is what growing up is about, realizing that there are people out to get you. Again as a CHILD you don't think that exists, you think you should just kill time on MySpace until humanity as a collective realizes your greatness. In conclusion, being a child doesn't give you the right to fuck them.
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