835: Coconut in the Garage with the Noose

Keith · 10-29-2008, 08:45 PM

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Coconut · 10-29-2008, 08:49 PM

I'm going to post now and will try to respond to questions or comments as well. Unavoidably, I'm going to be the butt of jokes and accusations on this thread. I know they'll come and I know people will have fun with them, but I won't repeat myself in responding to them.

1. I can be no more a suspect in this than her own friends and family. The friends and family that have met me following this tragedy feel better about me after having conversations with me. Her family has said they see nothing pointing me to any wrong-doing. The police say the same.
2. I know my time line because, like I said, I've told this story a shit-ton of times in the past 3 days, and it's getting routine.
3. As I've said before and will say again for newer listeners, I've never broken consensual sex laws. The age of consent is 16 here. Why do people think I have? Because I called "To Catch a Predator" entrapment and an overreach of law enforcement. Then I was foolish and embraced my role as the pedophile sympathizer.
4. Despite my unpopularity on the forums and chat, I have spoken nothing but good words for the KATG show to people, worn their shirt, and donated a few times.

Anyone who wants to know the truth of the situation about the type of person I am and the past I have will have no trouble finding it, and finding that I'm an upstanding person. The opinions I had 2 years ago were wrong. Coercion of older people on younger ones is real and it hurts. Anyone who takes advantage of that for their own satisfaction to leave behind a broken person is disgusting.

On the other side, anyone not caring to listen and just wanting to make jokes, I don't blame you, it's an internet forum, but nothing will sway the opinion of those people either.

That's what I have to say for the situation. I will try to respond to any questions or comments I havn't previously addressed if people want more information.

And please, if you think this is for the attention, don't give me the satisfaction by giving it to me. Something happened to someone the older katg listeners knew of and I figured they'd be interested. Thanks for the show.

PoorGradStudent · 10-29-2008, 09:11 PM

This is the first show title that made me actually laugh out loud. Quality stuff guys.

EllaMacFarlane · 10-29-2008, 09:23 PM

scariest show ever. coconut belongs in jail. how much time before the feds contact keith and chemda this time? this show will be evidence in court.

Sparrow · 10-29-2008, 09:44 PM

Can I point out that Coconuts avatar is from Neopets.com.

EllaMacFarlane · 10-29-2008, 09:47 PM

yes please point that out.
also from a very old episode, we learned that he picks up girls in neopets.com.

andsoitgoes · 11-01-2008, 01:17 PM

FOR FUCKS SAKE JOYCE..

Quote:

o·rang·u·tan (ô-rāng'ə-tān', ō-rāng'-, ə-rāng'-) Pronunciation Key
n. An arboreal anthropoid ape (Pongo pygmaeus) of Borneo and Sumatra, having a shaggy reddish-brown coat, very long arms, and no tail.

[Malay orang hutan : orang, man + hutan, wilderness, jungle.]

There is no TANG, it's not TANG. THERE IS NO G.

And Coconut, you really think you're going to accomplish anything? You're creepy, you'll always be creepy and no one will think otherwise. Any more talking will just confirm people's ideas that you're creep. Fact.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

i have a pair of undies with a butterfly print.
does that make you hot?

Probably not. Dora, on the other hand...

Ant-LOX · 11-01-2008, 02:44 PM

Am I the only one on Coconut's side? I mean Who the fuck made you people judges of the universe?

I think this episode is the only one where Keith, Chemda and Jesse got on my nerves. Who the fuck made these guys the Judge, Jury and Executioners?

I don't condone what he did or didn't do, but Jesus Christ, leave the guy alone.

I think I might have to just stick to past shows for a while.....This public Caining is not my style of "Comedy"

Mikey · 11-01-2008, 06:47 PM

maybe she hung herself via sleep walking:

Teenager convinced her flat was haunted by previous tenant 'hanged herself during a vivid nightmare' | Mail Online

EllaMacFarlane · 11-02-2008, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ant-LOX

I mean Who the fuck made you people judges of the universe?

i guess i missed the purpose of the internet

geez

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Coconut Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 167	I'm going to post now and will try to respond to questions or comments as well. Unavoidably, I'm going to be the butt of jokes and accusations on this thread. I know they'll come and I know people will have fun with them, but I won't repeat myself in responding to them. 1. I can be no more a suspect in this than her own friends and family. The friends and family that have met me following this tragedy feel better about me after having conversations with me. Her family has said they see nothing pointing me to any wrong-doing. The police say the same. 2. I know my time line because, like I said, I've told this story a shit-ton of times in the past 3 days, and it's getting routine. 3. As I've said before and will say again for newer listeners, I've never broken consensual sex laws. The age of consent is 16 here. Why do people think I have? Because I called "To Catch a Predator" entrapment and an overreach of law enforcement. Then I was foolish and embraced my role as the pedophile sympathizer. 4. Despite my unpopularity on the forums and chat, I have spoken nothing but good words for the KATG show to people, worn their shirt, and donated a few times. Anyone who wants to know the truth of the situation about the type of person I am and the past I have will have no trouble finding it, and finding that I'm an upstanding person. The opinions I had 2 years ago were wrong. Coercion of older people on younger ones is real and it hurts. Anyone who takes advantage of that for their own satisfaction to leave behind a broken person is disgusting. On the other side, anyone not caring to listen and just wanting to make jokes, I don't blame you, it's an internet forum, but nothing will sway the opinion of those people either. That's what I have to say for the situation. I will try to respond to any questions or comments I havn't previously addressed if people want more information. And please, if you think this is for the attention, don't give me the satisfaction by giving it to me. Something happened to someone the older katg listeners knew of and I figured they'd be interested. Thanks for the show. Last edited by Coconut; 10-29-2008 at 11:10 PM.
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11-01-2008, 02:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ant-LOX Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 273	Am I the only one on Coconut's side? I mean Who the fuck made you people judges of the universe? I think this episode is the only one where Keith, Chemda and Jesse got on my nerves. Who the fuck made these guys the Judge, Jury and Executioners? I don't condone what he did or didn't do, but Jesus Christ, leave the guy alone. I think I might have to just stick to past shows for a while.....This public Caining is not my style of "Comedy" Last edited by Ant-LOX; 11-01-2008 at 03:03 PM. Reason: forgot the "i" in caining....
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