840: Erection Day

Grapist · 11-06-2008, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MeganLeigh

This is by far the funniest episode I've ever listened to!!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

And welcome to the forums.

Also show your boobs.

Preston Buttons · 11-06-2008, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapist

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

And welcome to the forums.

Also show your boobs.

No...really....show your boobs.

MeganLeigh · 11-06-2008, 12:54 PM

Thanks! The boobs will have to wait - at work. =)

Wile_E_Peyote · 11-06-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Preston Buttons

I was at a strip club with the Word Whore and she told the stripper giving a lap dance to one of the other guys "GO bring us some ATTRACTIVE women!".

Heh Heh, I had a buddy who told a stripper "we're waiting for someone attractive" when she asked if anyone wanted to buy a dance for the groom...we were asked to leave. Actually, he got us kicked out of two places that night...

Articthunder666 · 11-06-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapist

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

And welcome to the forums.

Also show your boobs.

I concur!

Head1ess Gunner · 11-06-2008, 03:14 PM

I went to Cheetah's (strip club Kieth went to) last weekend with a buddy of mine. When I was there, all the chicks were supa-hot. Avoid strip clubs on election day, I guess. Actually the girls were hot, but they all looked bored as hell.

Meatpopsicle · 11-06-2008, 04:22 PM

I know that this may be going the other way that Keith wants to go but...

also try just laying your hand in your lap when the dance starts. if she keeps going (lets not be assholes here either go slow so she knows what your goal is) move the hand up farther and slip a couple in.

this may have been easier around here since it's only $20 to go in the back room for a dance.

also, best episode ever "whip it out and brainstorm"

monkeyfist · 11-06-2008, 05:57 PM

Great show! I love it that you guys are down with Obama.

Pharekyz · 11-06-2008, 06:53 PM

This is definitely in my top 3 favorite shows and I've listened to all 840 thus far. I was shaking at my desk with laughter numerous times today at work.

Fatty2times · 11-06-2008, 07:50 PM

Great show, great stripper tips.

Every time Jesse makes me laugh I hate myself a little more, the guy just bugs the shit out of me. But I keep laughing.

Though that's not saying much, I also laugh when retards choke on their own tongue . . .

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MeganLeigh Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 3	Thanks! The boobs will have to wait - at work. =)
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Head1ess Gunner Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 287	I went to Cheetah's (strip club Kieth went to) last weekend with a buddy of mine. When I was there, all the chicks were supa-hot. Avoid strip clubs on election day, I guess. Actually the girls were hot, but they all looked bored as hell.
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11-06-2008, 04:22 PM	#17 (permalink)
Meatpopsicle Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 27	I know that this may be going the other way that Keith wants to go but... also try just laying your hand in your lap when the dance starts. if she keeps going (lets not be assholes here either go slow so she knows what your goal is) move the hand up farther and slip a couple in. this may have been easier around here since it's only $20 to go in the back room for a dance. also, best episode ever "whip it out and brainstorm"
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monkeyfist Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4	Great show! I love it that you guys are down with Obama.
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Pharekyz Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 52	This is definitely in my top 3 favorite shows and I've listened to all 840 thus far. I was shaking at my desk with laughter numerous times today at work.
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Fatty2times Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Alaska! Best. State. Ever. Posts: 18	4oz weed for personal use is legal in AK Great show, great stripper tips. Every time Jesse makes me laugh I hate myself a little more, the guy just bugs the shit out of me. But I keep laughing. Though that's not saying much, I also laugh when retards choke on their own tongue . . . _
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