848: Timing is Everything
 

"Yes, you were a jerk. Everyone hates you for what you did."

Great show! I'll admit that I laughed at the joke submissions, maybe it was the delivery ... who knows? Suggestion: Try playing "Wild Thing" on scream setting.

Regarding 911, I'm reminded of a GOA poster I saw once. It said, "Why carry a gun? Because a whole cop is too heavy."

:)

TFS Magnum: Another look at 911 response time

where do we donate to chemda funny?

This show got me excited for the start up of the stand-up submissions!! My favorite time of the year, lolz.

Loved the guest, funnier than I remember. Very sarcastic and dry, my style. Great show all around.

Keith: "It is weird that they'll call [Back]."
Keith: "Ah, yes everthing is fine."
Myq: "Love, A Murder."

Great stuff.

ADD ME KEITH ON XBL PLZZ


"FRANKIE X"

IM NOT NERDY AND WONT BUG YOU WITH DUMB MESSAGES

i just wanna shoot tings

The difference between Indians
 

We have a casino and a college close by and we are always confusing which kind of Indians we are slamming. We say indian with a dot or a feather. As you say it, you point to your forehead for the dot and make the feather sign behind your head for feather. Is that wrong?

That guy deserved to be fired. If you're a 911 operator you're potentially dealing with life and death situations, there's no time for being a jagoff.

Jodi Swetin (Stephanie on Full House) used to be addicted to Meth. And I think she's on her 2nd marriage and had a kid or 2. I would totally read her biography!

Fuuuuuuuuuck Youuuuuuuuuuu! Welcome to the forums.

Myq was great, really funny and quick with the funnies. Aces high.