848: Timing is Everything

FreydNot · 11-18-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WonderWoman

We have a casino and a college close by and we are always confusing which kind of Indians we are slamming. We say indian with a dot or a feather. As you say it, you point to your forehead for the dot and make the feather sign behind your head for feather. Is that wrong?

I always thought it was casino or Slurpee but whatevs

FreydNot · 11-18-2008, 11:55 PM

After intern Mike's joke about the blind girl he should have said "that's not really joke, I'm hoping she is in the audience tonight."

Rabbit · 11-19-2008, 12:46 AM

Here's that youtube clip with Ricky Gervais tellin' jokes

YouTube - Let's Play Grand Theft Auto IV Ep. 48 - Comedy Club Show

This guy making the video is a retard. His comment about 'iPodge' is the least of his offenses. "I have no idea why...he would say something about...commandos wearing pants" BECAUSE HE'S TELLING JOKES! These are jokes! He goes up on stage and he says funny things! That's why!

Sokkratez · 11-19-2008, 01:54 AM

I caught part of an episode of The View last week when I was having trouble sleeping. Those bitches are scary. They had Ricky Gervais on and he told the iPodge joke as a story when they mentioned his getting attention in tabloids and such. Knew we'd hear Keith talk about the standup the "day" after his special aired

KzooKid · 11-19-2008, 06:42 AM

I Went to school in Huntington, WV. I Don't remember people being that fat. But then again I stayed on campus. But I do a few fat chicks. I did my service to the community.

punk'n · 11-19-2008, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by RachaelBachael

Jodi Swetin (Stephanie on Full House) used to be addicted to Meth. And I think she's on her 2nd marriage and had a kid or 2. I would totally read her biography!

Yeah she got divorced because her husband was a cop and had no idea she was a drug addict. She had a double life! Danny Tanner would not approve.

gumby013 · 11-19-2008, 08:40 AM

She also has the show Pants Off Dance Off.

Allison · 11-19-2008, 09:40 PM

I got hooked on Michael Carrino's podcast thanks to KATG, and now I'm dying to know what's going on! Spill the beans, Keith!

stryfe · 11-19-2008, 10:41 PM

Yeah, what's the word on Carrino? Did CPS come for the kids?

WonderWoman · 11-20-2008, 08:47 AM

Maybe his wife had enough of his behind the back bullshit and is divorcing his ass. If you are going to talk to your kids about adult stuff, don't have them hide it from their mom. Man up and admit it, if he doesn't think it's bad why is always trying to hide it...like a kid. If he is going to treat them like adults maybe he should act like one.

11-18-2008, 11:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
FreydNot Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 184	After intern Mike's joke about the blind girl he should have said "that's not really joke, I'm hoping she is in the audience tonight."
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11-19-2008, 12:46 AM	#13 (permalink)
Rabbit Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 89	Here's that youtube clip with Ricky Gervais tellin' jokes YouTube - Let's Play Grand Theft Auto IV Ep. 48 - Comedy Club Show This guy making the video is a retard. His comment about 'iPodge' is the least of his offenses. "I have no idea why...he would say something about...commandos wearing pants" BECAUSE HE'S TELLING JOKES! These are jokes! He goes up on stage and he says funny things! That's why!
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11-19-2008, 01:54 AM	#14 (permalink)
Sokkratez Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 308	I caught part of an episode of The View last week when I was having trouble sleeping. Those bitches are scary. They had Ricky Gervais on and he told the iPodge joke as a story when they mentioned his getting attention in tabloids and such. Knew we'd hear Keith talk about the standup the "day" after his special aired
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11-19-2008, 06:42 AM	#15 (permalink)
KzooKid Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 120	I Went to school in Huntington, WV. I Don't remember people being that fat. But then again I stayed on campus. But I do a few fat chicks. I did my service to the community.
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11-19-2008, 08:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	She also has the show Pants Off Dance Off.
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11-19-2008, 09:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
Allison Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern California Posts: 12	Juvenile Brain Trust I got hooked on Michael Carrino's podcast thanks to KATG, and now I'm dying to know what's going on! Spill the beans, Keith!
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stryfe Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 156	Yeah, what's the word on Carrino? Did CPS come for the kids?
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11-20-2008, 08:47 AM	#20 (permalink)
WonderWoman Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mt. Pleasant, Mi Posts: 59	Maybe his wife had enough of his behind the back bullshit and is divorcing his ass. If you are going to talk to your kids about adult stuff, don't have them hide it from their mom. Man up and admit it, if he doesn't think it's bad why is always trying to hide it...like a kid. If he is going to treat them like adults maybe he should act like one.
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