849: The Pick-Up Artist

[DickPound]

Unless you are librarian, a library job will eat your soul. It's so easy and dull and such an artificial enviroment. Like a casino, only full of homeless people taking dumps on the keyboards and kids whose parents use it as a babysitting service.

[andyoureuglytoo]

Originally Posted by DickPound

Unless you are librarian, a library job will eat your soul. It's so easy and dull and such an artificial enviroment. Like a casino, only full of homeless people taking dumps on the keyboards and kids whose parents use it as a babysitting service.

And men who use the internet to access things they don't want their wives to see.

Talk about keys on a keyboard sticking together!

[Badger]

The Pick-Up Intern...

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by Badger

The Pick-Up Intern...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Best one yet, and I am now in love, sir.

[andyoureuglytoo]

Originally Posted by Badger

The Pick-Up Intern...

He doesn't even have to talk: I'd sleep with this dude.

Does that make me a dumb bitch?

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by punk'n

OMG!
Don't let them touch me! I don't want to catch the 'black' or worse.. the 'GAY'!

You sound like my mom. sigh, memories.

I just wanted to add in that Kenneth Cole Black is a good fucking choice. The bf wears that every once in a while and i'm all over him when he does.
Unlike Chemda, I see some truth in the whole "wear what her dad wears/wore" to an extent. My brother (who is 14 years older and the only male figure in my life growing up) wore Old Spice when we were growing up and i still equate that smell with fond memories. I tell anyone who wears it that that's what a real man smells like. (And no, he never touched me in my vajayjay.)

[Astigos]

Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

You sound like my mom. sigh, memories.

I just wanted to add in that Kenneth Cole Black is a good fucking choice. The bf wears that every once in a while and i'm all over him when he does.
Unlike Chemda, I see some truth in the whole "wear what her dad wears/wore" to an extent. My brother (who is 14 years older and the only male figure in my life growing up) wore Old Spice when we were growing up and i still equate that smell with fond memories. I tell anyone who wears it that that's what a real man smells like. (And no, he never touched me in my vajayjay.)

Thank you, I love my Kenneth Cole Black. Every time I put it on I'm always invigorated by how great it smells.

The point of the "wear what her father wears" is merely to evoke emotion and then tie it to yourself. Smell is the most powerful of all senses in respect to memory. It will not work well if the girl has a bad relationship with her father(i.e. won't work on strippers, hookers and pornstars).

Most of the PUA material is centered around evoking strong emotions in the girl and then tying them to yourself. In ep 853 with Jesse Joyce he recited a piece of canned material in The Layguide about how you are to discuss a dream vacation with the girl. The point of that was to make her feel good, have her retreat to her "happy place" and at the end of it she will invariably make the connection that you made her feel good. Of course she made herself feel that way, but the guy led her to make herself do it and therefore the guy is more valuable in her eyes. This is what I mean by manipulation is not the proper word for all of this. It's more like forcing a connection (assuming the girl is receptive to it.)

There's another gambit I can recall. Whenever you have already engaged a girl in conversation for a decent amount of time, ask her what her dream boyfriend would be like. Ask her to be specific, constantly fishing for details. By the end of it, it does not matter if you are the complete opposite of everything she just said, she has just divulged some personal information to you which has built rapport, and she is now turned on. If I recall correctly the proper way to finish this is by swooping in for a kiss.

[marina]

Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

You sound like my mom. sigh, memories.

I just wanted to add in that Kenneth Cole Black is a good fucking choice. The bf wears that every once in a while and i'm all over him when he does.
Unlike Chemda, I see some truth in the whole "wear what her dad wears/wore" to an extent. My brother (who is 14 years older and the only male figure in my life growing up) wore Old Spice when we were growing up and i still equate that smell with fond memories. I tell anyone who wears it that that's what a real man smells like. (And no, he never touched me in my vajayjay.)

Oh, my nice grandpa wears Old Spice. Old spice and chronic smoke take me back to happy memories of my childhood.

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by Astigos

There's another gambit I can recall. Whenever you have already engaged a girl in conversation for a decent amount of time, ask her what her dream boyfriend would be like. Ask her to be specific, constantly fishing for details. By the end of it, it does not matter if you are the complete opposite of everything she just said, she has just divulged some personal information to you which has built rapport, and she is now turned on. If I recall correctly the proper way to finish this is by swooping in for a kiss.

this just seems kind of creepy. Even if i've already been talking to you for a bit, i would not honestly answer that question. Reason being, I don't want you to try to be what i want. Just be what you are and hopefully it works.

[crazyrob]

So apparently there is another book out for PUA's to read.....Written by a 9year-old

9-YEAR-OLD ALEC GREVEN WRITES DATING BOOK "HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS" - New York Post