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Old 11-25-2008, 06:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I always wonder why not porn for these girls--you can do what you want to do in a far safer environment (as safe as you can get for fucking for a living), the people would more than likely be more attractive, and you'd most definately get paid more.

Then again, if what I saw a while back is true (and my memory might be fuzzy), a lot of the lesser known porn stars also do tours in strip clubs which help them get more money, so I guess the two are pretty linked.
I don't think they're making more than high class girls. I remember Hustler offering 2-5 grand for all of Nailin' Pailin, that's what these girls make in a night or 2.
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Old 11-25-2008, 06:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I love Jesse. I was almost in tears when Keith brought up Newsy punching somebody but Jesse was still enamored with the retardedness of the how-to-fuck-chicks book. And the coffee shop skit was brilliant.

Additionally, Jesse's website is fine. It's better than any fully-flash website that a lot of artists build. No music or cumbersome menu animations. Good readability, easy to find things. The internet isn't his business, CAHMAHDAY is. A lot of people use solely MySpace for their information; take issue with them. Every MySpace page I've ever seen looks like a nightmare from 1995.
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Additionally, Jesse's website is fine. It's better than any fully-flash website that a lot of artists build. No music or cumbersome menu animations. Good readability, easy to find things. The internet isn't his business, CAHMAHDAY is. A lot of people use solely MySpace for their information; take issue with them. Every MySpace page I've ever seen looks like a nightmare from 1995.
I don't care about those other people, their fans obs don't care either or they would say something. Appearance counts for a lot, especially if a person is trying to branch out of their niche. A website's going to be a first impression, why not have the best possible first impression you can?
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Old 11-25-2008, 08:03 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"Best" is relative. I think his website's fine for its purposes. I wouldn't be offended by it if it were my first impression of him. Then again, I'm not that kind of asshole.

Either way, I personally find your site's layout and color scheme is somewhat off-putting. Is that your boyfriend's work? I ask this because I care. Wouldn't want him to mess up Jesse's.

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"Best" is relative. I think his website's fine for its purposes. I wouldn't be offended by it if it were my first impression of him. Then again, I'm not that kind of asshole.

Either way, I personally find your site's layout and color scheme is somewhat off-putting. Is that your boyfriend's work? I ask this because I care. Wouldn't want him to mess up Jesse's.
Haha. No, that's just a stock wordpress theme, and its got a hole in it that spammers keep exploiting to post invisible links in my header with. He's going to swap it out with something he made eventually but I only 1/2 care, though the spammers are getting worse so I'll probably ask him to do it this weekend.

The site thing is only my opinion. It's easy to make the text slide vertically in the same way that it does now but without the frame. I think it's a smoother look, I say if it can be done so easily, why not.

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Old 11-26-2008, 12:24 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I just saw jesse joyce on jay leno tonight! They were doing something with all of the comedians from the comedy festival in vegas. he "handed" off the mic to penn (or teller, who ever the tall one is). I couldn't hear what he said because it was on mute, but i thought it was pretty cool. anyone got a video of it?
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Old 11-26-2008, 02:02 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Truth be told, I don't have many guy friends.

When I do make a new one, the punching/hitting/wrestling boundary is always hard to define. Especially since I have a lot of pent up aggression due to the fact that I don't have many guy friends to horse around with.

Also, think about the funny story Mike and Newsy can tell their grandkids. About the time mommy slapped daddy. Or daddy slapped mommy.

I'm confused...who's the bitch in this relationship?
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Old 11-26-2008, 02:04 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I always wonder why not porn for these girls--you can do what you want to do in a far safer environment (as safe as you can get for fucking for a living), the people would more than likely be more attractive, and you'd most definately get paid more.

Then again, if what I saw a while back is true (and my memory might be fuzzy), a lot of the lesser known porn stars also do tours in strip clubs which help them get more money, so I guess the two are pretty linked.
In her biography, Jenna Jameson said that, even after she became a pornstar, she was still doing tours in strip clubs.

How to Make Love Like a Pornstar is a very good read, BTW.
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Old 11-26-2008, 05:49 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I don't care about those other people, their fans obs don't care either or they would say something. Appearance counts for a lot, especially if a person is trying to branch out of their niche. A website's going to be a first impression, why not have the best possible first impression you can?
So I took the time to make your requested change to his layout. I first downloaded all of his website files, then hand edited them. Here's what the final result looked like. I had to remove the borders, as they do not look good when resized.

In my oppinion, his original site is much better. It has an heir of class to it. This lacks it distinctly.





Cheers.

That said, if Jesse himself likes this better, I might be able to do it for him.

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Old 11-26-2008, 09:51 AM   #30 (permalink)
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To the douche nerds who complained that Jesse Joyces (awesome btw) website uses "frames," it doesn't even. It uses div's which scroll on overflow. It also looks very nice. Kudos.


That is actually worse. Shows lack of CSS skillz.
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