856: For Crying Out Loud

[roxymodest]

Originally Posted by empathy

I'm white and I'm a ninja with chopsticks. I didn't grow up in Asia, but I was forced to eat with them 3 meals a day for a weeks at a time. I have to say, once you get good with them, eating with a fork seems so clumsy.

And plastic chopsticks work just fine.

i apologize.

and plastic chopsticks are flimsy.

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by roxymodest

i apologize.

and plastic chopsticks are flimsy.

Not the huge-assed ones I steal from vitenamese/thai places I like.

Also, this one korean place here gives you metal chopsticks... Those are a bit more challening to still.

[andyoureuglytoo]

I would just like to point out that I enjoy the build-up of foreplay much more than I enjoy the actual act of sex.

Of course it's only good if there's a payoff at the end.

Maybe I'm secretly a woman.

[Keith]

It's not a secret.

[Skyler]

Originally Posted by empathy

I'm white and I'm a ninja with chopsticks. I didn't grow up in Asia, but I was forced to eat with them 3 meals a day for a weeks at a time. I have to say, once you get good with them, eating with a fork seems so clumsy.

And plastic chopsticks work just fine.

How the fuck is stabbing into things clumsy? If you are picking up food with two forks like a salad scooper, i would understand, but really!

[roxymodest]

Originally Posted by Skyler

How the fuck is stabbing into things clumsy? If you are picking up food with two forks like a salad scooper, i would understand, but really!

and FUUUUUUUCCKKK YOUUUUUU

welcome to the forums

[Astigos]

Originally Posted by Skyler

How the fuck is stabbing into things clumsy? If you are picking up food with two forks like a salad scooper, i would understand, but really!

There's no way to not sound pretentious when I say this but here I go anyway: I find stabbing my food barbaric and destructive to the art of food.

[VCTim]

Originally Posted by Astigos

There's no way to not sound pretentious when I say this but here I go anyway: I find stabbing my food barbaric and destructive to the art of food.

It's gonna get mashed up in your mouth anyway, it can't look like artwork forever it is food. Just stab it and get it over with, its much easier this way.

[Astigos]

Originally Posted by VCTim

It's gonna get mashed up in your mouth anyway, it can't look like artwork forever it is food. Just stab it and get it over with, its much easier this way.

I guess my head is so far up my own ass that I just cannot see it that way. Eating is to food as staring at a masterpiece is to art. Eating is not destruction.

[VCTim]

Originally Posted by Astigos

I guess my head is so far up my own ass that I just cannot see it that way. Eating is to food as staring at a masterpiece is to art. Eating is not destruction.

That also depends on what you are eating, most of the shit I eat is definitely not worthy as artwork. Fast food and college dining does not rank among the masterpieces of food.