856: For Crying Out Loud

[spooky]

Originally Posted by Astigos

I guess my head is so far up my own ass that I just cannot see it that way. Eating is to food as staring at a masterpiece is to art. Eating is not destruction.

but you dont like timtams, so what do we do now?

[DarkKnightJared]

Keith: For one of the FNGs here, can you link to this twelve-week program thing you were talking about?

[Astigos]

Originally Posted by spooky

but you dont like timtams, so what do we do now?

I never said that. I said timtams are alright, but not great. And I think slamming is more enjoyable than the cookie itself.

[shoogbear63]

Me and a buddy of mine watched the Vince Vaughn thing this past weekend browsing through the shit on the Xbox 360... The whole thing wreaked of hack (the comedians were shit). What does it say that the movie came out three years after it was filmed? If the comedians were friends of his, it'd make a lot more sense. I think it was just a vehicle to launch Vince's production company (I think it's called Wild West, I'm too lazy to look it up).

[NoArmsJames]

Everyone has it all wrong. Utensils are silly. When I eat there is no utensil necessary. Nothing to interfere with the taste of my food. I eat in the purest way possible.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

Everyone has it all wrong. Utensils are silly. When I eat there is no utensil necessary. Nothing to interfere with the taste of my food. I eat in the purest way possible.

Hahahaaaa, NAJ rules.

[DickPound]

Originally Posted by NoArmsJames

Everyone has it all wrong. Utensils are silly. When I eat there is no utensil necessary. Nothing to interfere with the taste of my food. I eat in the purest way possible.

And yet everything has a blue cheese dressing.

[Eats Paste]

Originally Posted by Skyler

How the fuck is stabbing into things clumsy? If you are picking up food with two forks like a salad scooper, i would understand, but really!

I dunno... i'm pretty good with a fork. Left hand, right hand, BOTH HANDS. I've been eating since i was little. There are even times when i can eat several times a day.

That said, if i ever need to pick up a single grain of rice, I'm goin' chopsticks. I kinda like the plastic ones. But, not the trendy ones that they have at Pier 1. Those are for fags.

I keep a pair of chopsticks in my toolbox at work. They're pretty handy for picking up screws that fall into tight places that i can't reach with my fork. Talk about clumsy.