859: Get Over Yourself

[serial_x]

Originally Posted by matt2404

well yes thats clear. but wouldn't it hurt? I wonder if he died?

I highly doubt he died however i would imagine his first dump after that hurt like a motherfucker.

[motownguy]

The kid who wrote the book has so much to learn before he sells the movie rights. WTF, you get the hot chick in your class to do the illustrations. Hello casting couch ...



I had a buddy who drank a whole bottle of Goldschlager one night. He swears the next morning he took a gold plated dump.

[Mikey]

I fiddle with pages every time i add a new app, i try and sort by how often i use em

[presspirate]

Originally Posted by Mikey

I fiddle with pages every time i add a new app, i try and sort by how often i use em

I don't see the KATG ap,

[Bucho]

Coin toss and lightsaber can go fuck themselves, I won't give a shit about buying an iPhone until they bring out the Lick My Suck My app.

[Skyler]

1 guy 1 cup, sounds like a new KATGtv to me!

[kevinc]

Why is Dina holding a little elephant in her photo on your guests section?

Is it a reference to how her straight-talking honesty is all about facing the "elephant in the room"?

[JaymztheKing]

The people (teacher, principal, etc) need to be killed for publicizing that book. If the kid was an adult, writes a book about dating and admits that he is not a chick magnet on national television, how long do you think he would have to keep his advance money?

Printed word is dead.

[GirlNextDoor]

Let’s just say I've had an abortion or 2 and I have never felt any different. Besides you can't have sex for a month after. The rape thing I can believe, but I guess either way it depends mostly on the person I think. But I don’t see why abortions will make you more randy.

[scottperezfox]

Originally Posted by motownguy

I had a buddy who drank a whole bottle of Goldschlager one night. He swears the next morning he took a gold plated dump.

Makes sense, where else are those flecks going to go? They don't absorb into your brain.

The better question to ask is why someone would drink a whole bottle of Goldschlager.