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[EllaMacFarlane]

shut up you insecure person.

[PoorGradStudent]

I don't know if anyone saw this, but the 9 year old who "wrote" the relationship book "How to Talk to Girls" is writing another book called "How to Talk to Moms".

Amazon.com: How to Talk to Moms: Alec Greven, Kei Acedera: Books

[alisemarie]

Originally Posted by Sokkratez

Tom Cruise Crazy by Jonathan Coulton (guy who wrote the Portal ending song -- he is awesome):

I love the nerd at the beginning. When Coulton says "We're in LA, right?" and somebody goes "ACTUALLY, we're in Santa Monica" *insert slurp here*

[Articthunder666]

jesus christ, i can't believe anyone wrote that much about lagna beach. but i havent gotten that far in the show so maybe it will make more sense

[RachaelBachael]

It will .

Oh and the aftershow thing tom cruise is on is literally where MTV will play the episode of the hills for half an hour, and then will discuss what happened on the show the next half hour right after. Its crazy.

[icouldnotpic]

Originally Posted by PoorGradStudent

I don't know if anyone saw this, but the 9 year old who "wrote" the relationship book "How to Talk to Girls" is writing another book called "How to Talk to Moms".

Amazon.com: How to Talk to Moms: Alec Greven, Kei Acedera: Books

it still going to be the same book
treat them nice
get them flowers
and it doesn't matter the whole thing is written by the mom anyway

[Bucho]

One of the best things about whenever Jesse is the guest is when Keith will go into that sarcasm mode he has where he can still be very convincing and Jesse stays in earnest mode defending his position.

"I don't understand why (the Leno bullshit) is so newsworthy."

"It's on at 10 though."

"It's a fuckin' hour earlier!"

"Are you following this? It's a whole new thing, you wouldn't even understand, it's all different now. A whole different audience, the way people hear words is totally different."

"I can completely wrap my head around 'one hour earlier'."

"I don't know if you're gettin' it, I don't know if you're gettin' it."

"Yeah, no, I got it."

"It's an hour and a half, A, if you're still with me ..."

"Alright."

"... B, it's totally different. It's totally different. Like, the way you talk to people in joke form at 11:30 is totally different than 10. Totally different."

"There are most nights where I do an 8 and a 10 o'clock show."

"I bet it's totally different."

Etcetera. Tarantino or Kevin Smith wish they could write dialogue or performance this good and Apatow and co, even on their best day, can't do shit as funny.

[Sokkratez]

Seriously. I love the chemistry Keith and Jesse have. If I were Oprah it would be one of my favorite things.

[Aces1984]

Originally Posted by Bucho

One of the best things about whenever Jesse is the guest is when Keith will go into that sarcasm mode he has where he can still be very convincing and Jesse stays in earnest mode defending his position.

"I don't understand why (the Leno bullshit) is so newsworthy."

"It's on at 10 though."

"It's a fuckin' hour earlier!"

"Are you following this? It's a whole new thing, you wouldn't even understand, it's all different now. A whole different audience, the way people hear words is totally different."

"I can completely wrap my head around 'one hour earlier'."

"I don't know if you're gettin' it, I don't know if you're gettin' it."

"Yeah, no, I got it."

"It's an hour and a half, A, if you're still with me ..."

"Alright."

"... B, it's totally different. It's totally different. Like, the way you talk to people in joke form at 11:30 is totally different than 10. Totally different."

"There are most nights where I do an 8 and a 10 o'clock show."

"I bet it's totally different."

Etcetera. Tarantino or Kevin Smith wish they could write dialogue or performance this good and Apatow and co, even on their best day, can't do shit as funny.

you totally should write out transcripts for every show. personally, i would rather read it and imagine the voices in my head rather than actually listen to it.

also you should enlist someone else on the forums help to draw pictures of them then you can put the quotes in bubbles comic book style.

that would be awesome

[d3track]

Originally Posted by Aces1984

you totally should write out transcripts for every show. personally, i would rather read it and imagine the voices in my head rather than actually listen to it.

also you should enlist someone else on the forums help to draw pictures of them then you can put the quotes in bubbles comic book style.

that would be awesome

Strongbad-style flash cartoons of KATG episodes would rock it out