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12-11-2008, 12:17 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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I went to a taping of the Tonight Show about 15 years ago and Leno came out for the warm up (I was surprised he did it himself) and he was shit-your-pants hilarious. He was so quick and and funny that I could not believe that he was the same person that hosted such a craptastic show. At the end of the warm up he said "enjoy the show and please laugh during the monologue". The following hour was excruciating.
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Keith, more than once you have yelled 'just leeeeave' at people who live in countries that you don't like. Have you ever tried emigrating somewhere? You can't just leave and move somewhere better at a whim. Most countries have very strict immigration control, and they particularly don't want Arabs or other darkies coming to their country.
If you are wealthy or well educated or have some useful skill that a country wants, then *maybe* they'll let you move there otherwise you're fucked - stuck in whatever godforsaken country you were born in. I've thought about moving to the States or to the UK and it is not easy. I've been told the best legal way of getting to the States is through your annual Greencard lottery.
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But there is a lot to be said for people who know their lives are going to be a hard slog and still move so that their children can do better than they did. Indentured servitude was hardly a peachy proposition back in the colonial era, but it worked. Maybe it's time to revive the concept.
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Keith may think that any other country but America is shit, but for a person who sees no future for themselves in their country, any first world country is better.
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