868: Integrity

Keith · 12-18-2008, 04:58 PM

"I only became a drunk when you started drinking less."

bluecrucial · 12-18-2008, 07:37 PM

Though I do agree most of the beards I do see on black guys aren't great (I would say Morgan Freeman and Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction might be exceptions though their movies might use make up)

I had to share my favorite awesome black guy beard:

Emelath · 12-19-2008, 03:19 AM

Patrice sounds like she has a cold!

Hope you feel better!

gumby013 · 12-19-2008, 07:53 AM

I played poker with William Hung the last time I was in Vegas. A friend of mine who was also at the same table forced him out of a big pot, and for the next hour William constantly asked him what hand he had. My friend finally offered to tell him what he had if William would sing "She Bangs" for the entire poker room. He didn't sing.

thirteen · 12-19-2008, 08:16 AM

Wonder Woman is from the Amazon. She's supposed to be Greek. From the people I've talked to, they'd like her to have big breasts and a big ass (a very curvy heroine) to be true to the comics. There have been many skinny actresses interested in the project, so we'll see, I guess.

gumby013 · 12-19-2008, 08:29 AM

WHEW!

All the examples Keith mentioned for the Best Fight category are clips I already had on my list and had cut clips for last night.

DrunkDialer · 12-19-2008, 04:40 PM

Hey Keith... I am ashamed to admit I saw Tesla live back in the early 90s. Tesla is the WORST act I've ever seen in concert. They sucked something fierce. The band arrived drunk, continued to get hammered on stage, and could barely perform their own material. Their opening act (the shit pop-metal band Firehouse) actually out performed them.

I'm shocked these guys are still alive and performing.

Bebe · 12-20-2008, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DrunkDialer

Hey Keith... I am ashamed to admit I saw Tesla live back in the early 90s. Tesla is the WORST act I've ever seen in concert. They sucked something fierce. The band arrived drunk, continued to get hammered on stage, and could barely perform their own material. Their opening act (the shit pop-metal band Firehouse) actually out performed them.

I'm shocked these guys are still alive and performing.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you and welcome to the forums

motownguy · 12-20-2008, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by thirteen

Wonder Woman is from the Amazon. She's supposed to be Greek. From the people I've talked to, they'd like her to have big breasts and a big ass (a very curvy heroine) to be true to the comics. There have been many skinny actresses interested in the project, so we'll see, I guess.

Alright, I'm not a big comic book guy, but is she supposed to be from the Amazon or an Amazon?

Amazon: Amazon River - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Amazon: Amazons - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sokkratez · 12-20-2008, 07:41 AM

My day was shit until I started KATG and heard Patrice's voice on the prayer. All fuckin' better.

And Wonder Woman is an Amazon from Themyscira.

Themyscira - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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bluecrucial Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 646	Though I do agree most of the beards I do see on black guys aren't great (I would say Morgan Freeman and Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction might be exceptions though their movies might use make up) I had to share my favorite awesome black guy beard:
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,098	Wonder Woman is from the Amazon. She's supposed to be Greek. From the people I've talked to, they'd like her to have big breasts and a big ass (a very curvy heroine) to be true to the comics. There have been many skinny actresses interested in the project, so we'll see, I guess.
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DrunkDialer Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1	Tesla Fan? Hey Keith... I am ashamed to admit I saw Tesla live back in the early 90s. Tesla is the WORST act I've ever seen in concert. They sucked something fierce. The band arrived drunk, continued to get hammered on stage, and could barely perform their own material. Their opening act (the shit pop-metal band Firehouse) actually out performed them. I'm shocked these guys are still alive and performing.
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