884: Drunken Negro Faces

[Keith]

"If you're lookin' for asshole, you're gonna find asshole."


www.HellAndHeartaches.com

www.myspace.com/FMos

www.KeithCourage.com - http://logorrhea.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=425190

www.MaggotsAndTenderloin.com

[species_57]

Chemda was sick... so sad! The worst illness I had was food poisoning. I literally spewed black rot from both ends for two days. I'd never had black vomit and poo before. I spent the next five days feeling like I'd been beaten like I owed the mafia money. I hope she gets better.

[Roca]

I'm only four minutes into the episode - I had to share.

I felt like you did, Chemda, a ways back. Dehydrated, I think, from food poisoning, and geysering from both ends. I get up in the middle of the night to go spew some more, sat down on the toilet, and passed out. My bathroom is small, and there's a little shelf thingie in front of the toilet, and so when I pass out, I fall forward and hit my head on the shelf. That woke me up. I sit up again, and pass out. Hit my head again, woke up. Again, and again, maybe a half dozen times, like that little bird-drinking-from-the-cup desk decoration.

I think I tried to say "help" once or twice. My girlfriend didn't hear me. I finally got up the strength to get off the toilet and lie curled on the bathroom floor until I felt better.

Not my best night.

[BrownEyedBtch]

Listened to the show live last night. Tatoe 1, McNally 0. And Brolo as the Helen Keller of vagina is by far and away one of the greatest things I have ever heard!

[Patrice]

Originally Posted by Sajizzle

FMOS was the smartest guy in that room by far. I would like to sit down and talk to him about anything.

Thank God. The idea that you may have found a way to enjoy me bothered me to no end.

[HarryMann]

Originally Posted by Patrice

Thank God. The idea that you may have found a way to enjoy me bothered me to no end.

TO b fair Sajizzle did say smartest GUY

I usually stay away from the forums so i really loved your renactment of the McNally PotatoE drama. PatatoE seems to be the greatest KaTG listener EVER being a honest and true asshole (come and listen to us) but it's a struggle i have everyday How can I be HONEST and still not be an ASSHOLE? or does that come with the territory? TO me is is the CORE of what KaTG is about-Don't be a robot be honest and open with everyone.
My job as a hair stylist requires i tell people the truth about their hair and their look but sometimes if you are too honest your tips SUCK. What to do.

[djoh615893]

Entertaining as hell, especially the thing about the cops catching their goat. Only God knows what that goat would have done if left to wander about creating chaos and such.

The spat between TatoE and McNalley was fun too, though par for the course in drama.

[McNally]

Originally Posted by HarryMann

I usually stay away from the forums so i really loved your renactment of the McNally PotatoE drama. PatatoE seems to be the greatest KaTG listener EVER being a honest and true asshole (come and listen to us) but it's a struggle i have everyday How can I be HONEST and still not be an ASSHOLE? or does that come with the territory? TO me is is the CORE of what KaTG is about-Don't be a robot be honest and open with everyone.
My job as a hair stylist requires i tell people the truth about their hair and their look but sometimes if you are too honest your tips SUCK. What to do.

There's an informative documentary about this, called Liar Liar, hosted by Jim Carrey. I think it demonstrates that you should say exactly what you think at all times. Or, the opposite of that. I don't know, I didn't finish it.

[motownguy]

mmmm ... delicious art ...

Does it make me racist that I think the cookie looks completely unappetizing?

[Club Sandwich]

Originally Posted by McNally

There's an informative documentary about this, called Liar Liar, hosted by Jim Carrey. I think it demonstrates that you should say exactly what you think at all times. Or, the opposite of that. I don't know, I didn't finish it.

No, you're thinking of True Lies, starring the late, great Charles Bronson, and directed by Lawrence of Arabia, if I'm not mistaken.