887: Dear Intern

spooky · 01-29-2009, 02:29 AM

i guess now that a liberal is in office, i can expect 4 long fucking years of people making excuses for the least of us. ride it while you can, intern, this euphoric sense of happiness everyone has will eventually run out, as will their patience and excuses made on your behalf.

Sokkratez · 01-29-2009, 03:21 AM

Hah. Oh, Spooky.

angiethestrange · 01-29-2009, 04:12 AM

yeah ... I'm about half way through the show and I am so fucking happy they have FINALLY acknowledged all the interns stupid shit.

get rid of him! I'm sure keith and chemda can find a way cooler intern who knows what the inside of a lady's vagina feels like.

aptmunich · 01-29-2009, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by angiethestrange

yeah ... I'm about half way through the show and I am so fucking happy they have FINALLY acknowledged all the interns stupid shit.

get rid of him! I'm sure keith and chemda can find a way cooler intern who knows what the inside of a lady's vagina feels like.

You want a well adjusted, confident, successful intern? I suppose you want a well-adjusted, working Canadian and a liberal southerner that knows how to cook as well? Why don't you just start suggesting comedians that aren't suicidal or alcoholics while you're at it!

Keep the broken friends & interns!

Thumbnail · 01-29-2009, 06:45 AM

My first live experience! It's so cool to see everyone's faces...

LOVED IT!

knifeinthetoaster · 01-29-2009, 09:21 AM

I had a look at the Simpson pics in the last episode's pictures. She gained a lot of weight in the face.

Thumbnail · 01-29-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by knifeinthetoaster

I had a look at the Simpson pics in the last episode's pictures. She gained a lot of weight in the face.

I kinda thought the pics were fake but the face gives it away. Wait for the summer issue of People Mag: "How I lost a ton of weight in just two weeks"

I still agree with Chemda: she's totally normal, she's just fat for a short celeb. Short and dumb. :P

jason4man · 01-29-2009, 10:15 AM

I'm listening to the show and I think the interns problems are age and cultural. It sounds like he isn't self aware and he probably has a low self esteem that he's unconciousy trying to compensate for. He looks to be Philipino and I've noticed that have a strange cadence/inflection with their speech and you combine that with general douchiness and you have a super douche. He'll grow out of it when he realizes nothing he thinks or says if that important or profound. (smiley douchy face)

shoogbear63 · 01-29-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jason4man

I'm listening to the show and I think the interns problems are age and cultural. It sounds like he isn't self aware and he probably has a low self esteem that he's unconciousy trying to compensate for. He looks to be Philipino and I've noticed that have a strange cadence/inflection with their speech and you combine that with general douchiness and you have a super douche. He'll grow out of it when he realizes nothing he thinks or says if that important or profound. (smiley douchy face)

FUUUUUCCCKCKKKK YOUUUUU!! Welcome to the forums!

Zim · 01-29-2009, 11:49 AM

"... punched in the face with pesto." Rock on. I'm still on the Shoogbear train, by the way.

01-29-2009, 02:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
spooky Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,265	i guess now that a liberal is in office, i can expect 4 long fucking years of people making excuses for the least of us. ride it while you can, intern, this euphoric sense of happiness everyone has will eventually run out, as will their patience and excuses made on your behalf.
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01-29-2009, 03:21 AM	#12 (permalink)
Sokkratez Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 308	Hah. Oh, Spooky.
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angiethestrange Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Vancouver Posts: 114	byebye!!! yeah ... I'm about half way through the show and I am so fucking happy they have FINALLY acknowledged all the interns stupid shit. get rid of him! I'm sure keith and chemda can find a way cooler intern who knows what the inside of a lady's vagina feels like.
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Thumbnail Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Portugal Posts: 393	YAY! My first live experience! It's so cool to see everyone's faces... LOVED IT!
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jason4man Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: OC Posts: 2	Douche I'm listening to the show and I think the interns problems are age and cultural. It sounds like he isn't self aware and he probably has a low self esteem that he's unconciousy trying to compensate for. He looks to be Philipino and I've noticed that have a strange cadence/inflection with their speech and you combine that with general douchiness and you have a super douche. He'll grow out of it when he realizes nothing he thinks or says if that important or profound. (smiley douchy face)
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Zim Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: we all live in a yellow submarine a yello... Posts: 203	"... punched in the face with pesto." Rock on. I'm still on the Shoogbear train, by the way.
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