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Old 02-10-2009, 10:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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taking care of a baby made me laugh so hard i frekin cried

you are a genius..pure and simple
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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taking care of a baby made me laugh so hard i frekin cried

you are a genius..pure and simple

fuuuuuck you and welcome to the forums!!
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Old 02-11-2009, 04:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i almost shat myself for a second cuz i thought you found john petrie's myspace.
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Angie is coming on strong ... we just need to work on that slut thing. Don't worry, I'm sure someone will be happy to strap some training wheels to your hips and get you going on this project.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My DVR cut off on Joe DeRosa's stand-up, too. Looking forward to hearing the end of that joke in a month.

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Old 02-11-2009, 08:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I agree one thousand percent. Glitter SUCKS. You know what the worst is? When you get glitter in a card in the mail. What happens is that all the loose glitter falls out of the card and into the envelope and when you open it, it falls out all over the place. My mother in law is the WORST at this. She even ADDS glitter to some of her cards. My wife and I had to tell her to stop with the glitter. Anytime someone sends glitter in a card (such as a holiday or birthday card), we scold the person for doing it.

We should collect the glitter and give it back to them when we see them again. Thanks for the card and all the fuckin glitter <dump glitter on perps head>.
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Old 02-11-2009, 10:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Agh, so many petries!

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Old 02-11-2009, 10:34 AM   #9 (permalink)
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on keith telling people i dress like a hipster:

i cant help my cock being big, but i definitely don't own black jeans. I own one pair of black pants, i'm not fat or black, so they fit, i'm not a saggy sloppy mess in how i dress.

while i do take the time, no tshirts with 80s band logos, no white new balance shoes at all(especially not with everything i own), and hipsters also take the time, i think theres a huge difference between how i dress and how they dress. there is, in fact, more than two styles of dress, its not just sloppy or fag, those arent the only options.

im headed your way in an hour to give you more clothes, keith, hope they dont make you into a hipster. also, tell your gf my junk is off limits.

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To be fair, to really follow Spooky's diet, you can't just eat chicken. You have to spend your days cleaning up after a slob roommate and night shivering like a rain soaked rage filled chihuahua about having to clean up after said roommate until you finally snap and yell at him. It should be called the Mexican maid diet.
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Old 02-11-2009, 10:44 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ah, man. I just discovered Apples To Apples and it's like the only game I can stand. I can't imagine playing a game with Chemda where the rules of winning aren't set in stone though. Sounds terrible enough when they are.
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