902: Too Clever

[TheGrundle]

for it to be someone fucking with him they would of had to get his password and login to his account on everyone of those IPs. If it were someone fucking with him they wouldn't have logged on to his account first. I bet if jer searched for ip 65.49.2.12, 65.49.2.11, 65.49.2.10, and so on he would find more accounts created in the same time frame.

[SayMyNameBitch]

Originally Posted by Eats Paste

Dear Keith and Chemda,

I want to sincerely apologize to you both for inexcusable action of gaming your voting system. Although "cheating" isn't what I'd originally intended, there can be no argument as to what the outcome was.

I discovered a security vulnerability to get around the voting process and used it at first to figure out how far Angie the Canadian was ahead. Then I got crazy over the power and it went to my head. I'd banked on the fact that I could stop,with us at dead even, and the tide would no doubt turn back to Angie's favor as she'd only need to win by one. Unfortunately, "calling" the contest early was something that I hadn't foreseen happening.

Despite what people want to believe about me because of my Eats Paste persona, I want to tell you that this is absolutely outside of my normal character spectrum and I am truly ashamed.



I ask for your forgiveness Keith, for bringing a cloud over what should have been -and no doubt will still be- a great occasion for you. I disrespected your KaTG community and I am extremely humbled and sorry. The public humiliation of the phone call was absolutely warranted, and certainly well deserved.

I ask for your forgiveness Chemda for the same reasons mentioned above, but more so because I know that it has placed a probably unrecoverable tax on any friendship we might have had. I'd always feared that you hated me before, but now, I have given you absolute Just Cause, and I am EXTREMELY sorry.



Mostly though, I apologize to Angie the Strange from Canada for attempting to steal a victory from her. Things got out of control and quickly. I'm glad that I got caught as standing on that stage and having to look you in the eye would have been quite unbearable. Please forgive me if it's in the Canadian heart to do so.


I'm without words to apologize to my friends and the people that really voted for me this year. To you all I wholeheartedly apologize. I gamed the system and I got caught. I do feel better for getting busted. It truly was a hollow victory.

To Brolo: Mother Fucker, nicely played. Again, My Brother, I acted in a totally disrespectful manner that absolutely goes against any example that I'd been provided with growing up. It will be difficult for me to look you in the eye sir, if we ever meet again. I apologize.

Jeremy. Good lord. What was I thinking? Of course you caught me. I was a fool to think that I could have expected to get anything past you. And the same to Michael K. I owed you both much more respect than I afforded you with my half baked scheme. I owe you both a debt of gratitude because it honestly was a very sour feeling. I'm sure that you figured out what happened by now. But, if you'd like more detail, feel free to email me.

And lastly to Emmy: I'm impressed by your ability to recite my phone number from memory. But, you said that I was cheating on my wife. You were wrong. That accusation was out of line and off topic. And, for that, I do not apologize to you.

Finally, I rest my fate on the decision as to whether or not I will be allowed at this year's stand up taping at all in the hands of Keith and Chemda. I would still like to attend. I fully expect that there will be plates full of crow for me to eat. And, I will humbly bring a fork.

Sincerely,

Eats Paste.

If I was your lawyer I would be kicking your balls in in the bathroom right now.

[xlnightmare]

Originally Posted by Eats Paste

Despite what people want to believe about me because of my Eats Paste persona, I want to tell you that this is absolutely outside of my normal character spectrum and I am truly ashamed.

Thanks for being honest with us. It makes me feel a lot better about everything being awkward. So kudos for that.

good luck! I mean that in a sincere way, not an asshole way.

[Eats Paste]

Originally Posted by xlnightmare

Thanks for being honest with us. It makes me feel a lot better about everything being awkward. So kudos for that.

good luck! I mean that in a sincere way, not an asshole way.

AWKWARD?! You THINK?!

i got what i had coming.

[marina]

I've always liked Paste. I haven't listened to this show yet, just wanted to say that.

[xlnightmare]

Hey Marina!

Prepare for awkward heart break

And to paste,

No worries, everyone has their moment for this. Most of us will get over it in time

Originally Posted by marina

I've always liked Paste. I haven't listened to this show yet, just wanted to say that.

[dcGirl]

Paste is one of the best guys I've ever met. He came over to my house a few times while I was in and out of the hospital to visit me and my boyfriend and help out with things.

So he got carried away with this shit, whatever. It doesn't give anyone an excuse to give out his phone number during the show. wtf was that about?

[Kage]

And to think I finally joined the forums to vote and now one of my favorites took himself out of the contest.
Angie FTW

[Citizen Derek]

I had a feeling something was up from the beginning...not near as many people have been as vocal about Paste as with Angie.

Paste = Pwned.

Oh wells...glad my vote still counts.

[Eats Paste]

Originally Posted by Citizen Derek

I had a feeling something was up from the beginning...not near as many people have been as vocal about Paste as with Angie.

Paste = Pwned.

Oh wells...glad my vote still counts.

You should speak up next time buddy.

It's those "armchair" feelings that make us better, huh?