904: Get the Funk Out

Keith · 02-23-2009, 05:19 PM

"He's not gonna try something. I'll punch him in the mouth."

Toastmold · 02-23-2009, 05:47 PM

You were kind of asking for it from the provocative way you dress.

*edit - D'oh not too original apparently.

as1eeponatrain · 02-23-2009, 07:06 PM

A few choice words could have remedied the situation. Keith is matt's friend, not his roommate's friend. Nothing rude, just get the point across that it's not funny and by no means cute. I don't blame you keith for leaving, I'm just saying if I was inebriated I would have said something rather than taking a cab in the middle of the night.

*medicine hat* lolz.

koofle · 02-23-2009, 07:41 PM

I cannot help but sing when I see that title as I download the show:
"If you don't liiike, what you seee here, Get The Funk Ouut..."

eXtreme goodness.

EllaMacFarlane · 02-24-2009, 02:16 AM

i think anybody would leave in those circumstances. but the poll suggests im wrong.

we should have a poll in every show thread

Bucho · 02-24-2009, 03:04 AM

I normally like Ben Stiller more or less, but his impression was weak compared to the genuine douchiness that Joaquin pulled off on Letterman. I laughed at Stiller for about the first ten seconds and then was waiting for him to step it up a notch but he never did and the joke was stale long before it was over.

Keith was 100% right to bail, I would've done the same thing.

EllaMacFarlane · 02-24-2009, 03:25 AM

oh and keith, spooky owes you either 10 or 20 $ because he bet on waltz with bashir on best foreign film. youre welcome buddy.

Keith · 02-24-2009, 03:41 AM

It's always $20. Thank you.

I hope he understands I want American Dollars mailed to me, not twenty Didgeridoos.

Blitzgal · 02-24-2009, 07:56 AM

James sounds like one of those guys that you hear about getting charged with assault after somebody passes out and then wakes up to him sucking his cock. Keith was not wrong to leave and not wrong to be uncomfortable. And Chemda is right -- wondering what you might have done to encourage it is something women think about all the time. But sometimes you just gotta realize that the other person is an asshole, period.

Cretaceous Bob · 02-24-2009, 08:03 AM

I think a case could be made that Potatoe is black, as black is a description of race and not of nationality. Irish is a nationality, not a race, so that has nothing to do with what Matt was saying. I am sure Matt didn't argue it very well and just got belligerent, and I get that Potatoe doesn't want people to wrongly assume her nationality, but black is, like white, a description of skin color.

Last I checked, surveys asking what race you are don't read, "Caucasian, Asian, Hispanic, Black, or Dominican."

She can be black, but not be African at the same time.

View Poll Results: Was Keith a homophobe for leaving Matt's place early?
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02-23-2009, 05:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
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02-23-2009, 07:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
as1eeponatrain Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: St Augustine Posts: 268	A few choice words could have remedied the situation. Keith is matt's friend, not his roommate's friend. Nothing rude, just get the point across that it's not funny and by no means cute. I don't blame you keith for leaving, I'm just saying if I was inebriated I would have said something rather than taking a cab in the middle of the night. medicine hat lolz.
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02-23-2009, 07:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
koofle Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: HK Posts: 1	I cannot help but sing when I see that title as I download the show: "If you don't liiike, what you seee here, Get The Funk Ouut..." eXtreme goodness.
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02-24-2009, 02:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
EllaMacFarlane Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Israel Posts: 957	i think anybody would leave in those circumstances. but the poll suggests im wrong. we should have a poll in every show thread
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02-24-2009, 03:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	I normally like Ben Stiller more or less, but his impression was weak compared to the genuine douchiness that Joaquin pulled off on Letterman. I laughed at Stiller for about the first ten seconds and then was waiting for him to step it up a notch but he never did and the joke was stale long before it was over. Keith was 100% right to bail, I would've done the same thing.
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02-24-2009, 03:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
EllaMacFarlane Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Israel Posts: 957	oh and keith, spooky owes you either 10 or 20 $ because he bet on waltz with bashir on best foreign film. youre welcome buddy.
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02-24-2009, 03:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	It's always $20. Thank you. I hope he understands I want American Dollars mailed to me, not twenty Didgeridoos.
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02-24-2009, 07:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	James sounds like one of those guys that you hear about getting charged with assault after somebody passes out and then wakes up to him sucking his cock. Keith was not wrong to leave and not wrong to be uncomfortable. And Chemda is right -- wondering what you might have done to encourage it is something women think about all the time. But sometimes you just gotta realize that the other person is an asshole, period.
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02-24-2009, 08:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	I think a case could be made that Potatoe is black, as black is a description of race and not of nationality. Irish is a nationality, not a race, so that has nothing to do with what Matt was saying. I am sure Matt didn't argue it very well and just got belligerent, and I get that Potatoe doesn't want people to wrongly assume her nationality, but black is, like white, a description of skin color. Last I checked, surveys asking what race you are don't read, "Caucasian, Asian, Hispanic, Black, or Dominican." She can be black, but not be African at the same time.
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