919: Keith vs. Chemda

[truthv7]

Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared

I think they should do this competition. I mean, now that we don't have the physical challenge between Keith and Intern, we need something else to place bets on.

Yeah, Keith says boot camp is something everyone should go through. How about an obstacle course or series of physical challenges they could both do like a decathlon, and it would probably make for a great KATGtv episode. I know it'd be nothing like boot camp but it'd be more entertaining for the rest of us than paying some doctor just to do a physical.

[cooney]

If Chemda and Keith were to race Chemda would win by a mile.After 10 meters Keiths knees would explode and his heart melt.

[cupcakesnsprinkles]

St. Joseph - the Patron saint of Canada

[Fatty2times]

Gotta agree with most, Keith wins mental, Chemda wins physical.

The discussion about the priest going into the holy room reminded me of one of the many things I learned in church as a kid that scarred. If I remember correctly, when the High Priest went into the Holy of Holies in the Old Temple way back when (they still had the Ark),a bell and a rope were tied to his ankle. That way, if he had sin in his heart, and was then struck dead in the presence of the Lord, they would know he was dead, and had a way to get him out. If anyone other than him touched the Ark for any reason, they were struck dead just 'cause.

God of Love my ass...

[artemisthunder]

I'm voting for Chemda

[Bucho]

Keith has a shit memory but is sharp as a tack on a lot of mental stuff and is faster and more creative than Chemda, as well as more stable emotionally. I don't see how he thinks he can beat her in a physical contest if it's measured pound for pound though.

[the half german dude]

we will never get the results for the physical tests... keith is probably going to punch one of the doctors in one of his rants during the test

i'm still voting for keith though...

[Preston Buttons]

Keith FTW on the mental.

Physical? Depends if Keith survives the Munchausen by proxy.

[Saint Marcos]

Wow -- Take a few months off the forums to pull a multi-billion dollar bailout . . . er . . . corporation from the brink of bankruptcy, and the world forgets to mention you in a list of Saints.

You are all forgiven.

[whatotherway]

Originally Posted by whatotherway

Dear Holy Saint Chemda. Please help me re-establish a loving relationship with all my children and grandchildren as well as my parents. Please use your loving powers to intercede with the powers that be to give me the miracle I need to grant me this prayer.

Dear Holy Saint Keith. Please help me by using your powers to intercede with the powers that be to help me find a way to over come my ever growing fat deposits, to eschew all diets, but instead to change my life style for the better. Please give me the miracle I need to grant this prayer.

L'chiyam

Well... Blow me down. My estranged mother has contacted me. My three estranged Brothers have contacted me. My estranged son and daughter have contacted me... Even my wife is contacting me!

Saint Chemda! You now have my vote!