920: Fuuuuccck Yoouu!!!

[Keith]

"I'm writing to tell you that I've been teetering this way and that over whether or not to continue listening."

[angstak]

Why we have waiters:

Waiters are like hostage negotiators, or Family counselors. If the customer had to deal directly with the cooks or visa-versa they would kill each other. You have the waiter at the table saying "Those idiots in the kitchen..." and meanwhile in the back "Those impatient fucks at table 33..." The result: no death. Thank your waiter with a nice gratuity.

-AngstAK

[GirlNextDoor]

I haven’t listened to the show yet but I wanted to say this about the poll. “If I am ever on life support pull the plug”. I think it’s a miserable existence and I don’t want be caught in it.

[picard102]

Throw me in a frezzer and wait till science can save me!

[Northwoods]

Having worked in health care my entire adult life, and having cleaned up after and maintained the shriveled husks of humanity left as testament to their family's good intentions, selfish motivations, or downright ignorance of the consequences of their decisions - I vote 'Shoot me in the fucking face. Repeatedly.'

[Nebraskacountrygirl]

Originally Posted by GirlNextDoor

I haven’t listened to the show yet but I wanted to say this about the poll. “If I am ever on life support pull the plug”. I think it’s a miserable existence and I don’t want be caught in it.

I only listened to the part where I was on, going to listen to the full part when I'm at work trying not to laugh my ass off.

I agree, I don't want to be kept "alive" if there is no brain activity. How much is that costing my family? A babillion dollars and they don't have that much money.

[Rhian]

I have a DNR and I have made many decisions of late.

yes it pisses people off, but I'm thinking of whatever long term long term means.

I don't want to be in a bed in a hospital just waiting to die. I far more rather live fast die pretty. So at least I can enjoy things rather than be sick of other shit in addition.

I listen to the Ouch! podcast, and they have a hilarious segment called vegtable vegtable vegtable - guess the disability.

In the end, I'm thinking of the people I love, and what I am NOT willing to put them through.

[DarkKnightJared]

Originally Posted by angstak

Why we have waiters:

Waiters are like hostage negotiators, or Family counselors. If the customer had to deal directly with the cooks or visa-versa they would kill each other. You have the waiter at the table saying "Those idiots in the kitchen..." and meanwhile in the back "Those impatient fucks at table 33..." The result: no death. Thank your waiter with a nice gratuity.

-AngstAK

I never thought of that, but it definately makes sense--I imagine if there was a direct line between the customer and the cook, there would be a lot more piss in a lot more of people's tomato soup.

Originally Posted by Sajizzle

If it was the female scientist instead of the male scientist that went into the chamber to fetch the watch, would she reconstitute into a giant blue naked woman with a massive radioactive menstrual cycle every thirty days instead of a huge blue penis?

Either that or massive blue pussy-lips. Like, so big that they can spread into wings and have her fly.

[tuttle88]

Ok, so there is an obvious flaw in my telling people you're family is dead plan, in fact there are probably many flaws. It does however feel really good.

[Blitzgal]

I cringe every time Keith bashes nerds, and then another douche writes in and proves ALL of his points. Fuck you, indeed.

The LINE cook calling the waiter a conveyor belt was the perfect illustration of his lack of self-awareness. Stupid nerds making the rest of us look bad.