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View Poll Results: Who seems more in the right: The tow center bitch-pigs or the change lady cunt? | |||
The workers are more in the right. The change lady deserved any attitude she got. | 45 | 38.14% | |
The "customer" is more in the right. Just do your job and quit trying to teach lessons. | 73 | 61.86% | |
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03-27-2009, 09:39 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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here is what i heard and it's worked for me:
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I work with lawyers all day and am continually amazed that people with advanced degrees can be so incapable of correctly completing the most basic tasks. We need a release form for a certain police agency for their background check, I've highlighted every single line that they're supposed to fill in, and they write down all of their previous arrests in the section that the police station is supposed to complete.
Sadly, every single profession has dipshits in it. I've learned over the years that you get a lot farther by being nice, and keeping your cool works a lot better to put screaming jerks in their place, but I've had to put on my stern "librarian voice" more than once. So I can't help but sympathize with service industry workers.
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You, chemda, have a very wide range and you sound really natural in your singing abilities, so maybe what works for you doesnt work for less talented people. (That was a very complicated way to say what i had to say and also tell that i love your voice...) |
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but this only works sometimes, so it's up to you if it's worth the gamble. also.... the worst movie of all time is "freddy got fingered"... it enraged me! i could not take it for more than 10 mins. i really tried but yeah, i was actually so mad that i drove back to blockbuster and almost threw the VHS TAPE (!) at the clerk and demanded to rent another one for free. he saw the fury in my eyes and let me pick something else. i smell a challenge for keith (watching that awful piece of shit movie), but unfortunately he is on a new "i'll stop movies if i don't like them" kick, so maybe he won't do this to himself. |
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Side note: I saw My Name is Bruce in a theatre (Fox Tower, Portland) on opening night. Sadly, I couldn't get tickets to the showings where Bruce himself would be there. What's amazing is that my wife came with me, without complaint. Obviously, this woman loves me. This is why I buy her flowers.
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