931: Act a Fool

[Keith]

"Maybe you're scared of what you don't understand, because I understand everything."


Dark Sided Since 1979 - Hell and Heartaches

[Besmee]

Nerds aren't cheap.

They spend thousands on video games, new tools, dance mats etc (if you're into videogames), hundreds of dollars on manga (around seven bucks a volume. Fuck that, I just hop on over to one manga and reread fruits basket and get my weekly crapathon from naruto) and a bunch on anime. Some of them don't go to streaming sites, the idiots. They spend money on the box sets.

They also spend thousands of dollars a month on MMORPGs. (Actually, those are assholes, not nerds.)

I have to say, though, that I am a nerd. A nerdfighter.

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[BrownEyedBtch]

Imagine what they could do if they spent that money on nice clothes, good grooming, and ettiquette. They'd actually get blown in real life. Poor schleps.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Besmee

Nerds aren't cheap.

They spend thousands on video games, new tools, dance mats etc (if you're into videogames), hundreds of dollars on manga (around seven bucks a volume. Fuck that, I just hop on over to one manga and reread fruits basket and get my weekly crapathon from naruto) and a bunch on anime. Some of them don't go to streaming sites, the idiots. They spend money on the box sets..

They don't spend money on anything else, their whole life gravitates around that stuff. The most feaky nerd (borderline-nutjob, really) i've ever met told me: "i spend all the money i have on my priorities. i don't drink, don't have vices, don't go to parties. I dont have a girl or a family and dont want to one". He made a very low wage, and bout stuff like ww2 weapons and creepy anime ation figures.

He's a freak but as long as he uses his money from something that keeps him away from normal people, i agree with that.

PS: If Jack Osbourne really pulls the "Jack's Sabbath" he should be caught castrated, eviscerated and fed to rabid dogs. Fuck Ozzy's family. They turned the man into a joke. Black Sabbath are history, YOU DONT FUCK WITH THAT. End of story.

[ldyminerva]

The only April Fool I got was a day late and it was my 5 year old telling me my shoe's were untied, I thought it was cute.

Oh and Newys, stop trying to look at my husbands penis!

[Junkenstein]

Actually, there were more people playing april fools at my workplace than when i was in 3rd grade. People actually grow more childlike as their age grows on, i guess. We're all Benjamin Button somehow (meaning that we're getting younger, not that we're a boring, sappy and overlong piece of crap).

[sagzy]

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[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

The most feaky nerd (borderline-nutjob, really) i've ever met told me: "i spend all the money i have on my priorities. i don't drink, don't have vices, don't go to parties. I dont have a girl or a family and dont want to one". He made a very low wage, and bout stuff like ww2 weapons and creepy anime ation figures.

Eek! I'm sad for nerds who don't understand that they can easily find other nerds to enjoy their hobbies with, and even fuck. No matter what social group you're in, there are other people who you can hook up with. I'm more on the video game/tech toy side of nerd-dom and guy nerds love that I play all the same games they do, and that I'm perfectly willing to spend a whole Saturday playing World of Warcraft or Call of Duty. They're ridiculously impressed.

[Junkenstein]

I'm actually unsure of who's a nerd, exactly.

I've always thought of nerds as the creepy basement dwellers who collect crap, or as the ones you see in "revenge of the nerds" or "napoleon dynamite"...

But actually, lately i've heard people calling me a geek because i can handle my laptop pretty well. Sounds strange, cause i don't look like a nerd, i hate star wars and i'm pathologically unable to collect stuff...

Is a very hardcore sports fan a nerd? Hmmm...

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Eek!.

Oh wait till you hear the best part. He's 40, he's a virgin and has big rashes on his face.

I'm usually very friendly with anyone, so he talks to me less uneasily than others. He has weird weapons in his basement that go up to a 1.000 euros (should be more than a thousand dollars) in value. I've seen the pictures. He showed them to me like they were his babies.

If one day my town goes BOOM, i'll know why...