952: Shine a Light

Keith · 05-05-2009, 08:22 PM

"You think you can just not answer the phone call? You have to answer the phone call now!"

Jesse Joyce

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dzagama · 05-05-2009, 10:20 PM

I must say, Jesse was absolutely narcotic.

Newsy · 05-05-2009, 11:54 PM

When Keith started singing songs from An American Tail, I got chills. I don't know how many times I watched that, and Fivel Goes West.

Astigos · 05-05-2009, 11:59 PM

I find it shocking how similar John and Jesse look. John looks like a young Jesse before his hard life of hard drinking.

Newsy · 05-06-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Astigos

I find it shocking how similar John and Jesse look. John looks like a young Jesse before his hard life of hard drinking.

fucking ouch!

Junkenstein · 05-06-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dzagama

I must say, Jesse was absolutely narcotic.

No he wasn't, doc. You're insane.

memecherry · 05-06-2009, 03:22 AM

Dear Jesse Joyce,

Even though you don't partake in the drinking involved in celebrating Cinco de Mayo, I feel compelled to correct the factoid that flew out of your mouth in reference to it (mostly just because I relish the thought of correcting Mr Trivial Pursuit)

Cinco de Mayo does NOT celebrate Mexican Independence day. The holiday commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862. The outnumbered Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army that had not been defeated in almost 50 years. A common misconception in the United States is that Cinco de Mayo is Mexico's Independence Day, which actually is September 16.

But all in all Cinco de Mayo is another excuse for us latinos to get drunk regardless of the day of the week!

dzagama · 05-06-2009, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

No he wasn't, doc. You're insane.

I love Jesse, he's my favorite third mike along with Artie Lange and lil' Jimmy Norton.

Badger · 05-06-2009, 05:50 AM

Jesse Joyce is a mother-fucking fucker fuck. His wilful ignorance of British history is shameful - there's no proof that Jean-Claude Van Damme speaks English because we raped his grandmother. We demand a retraction. The British are fucking ace, and it's a tragedy our attempts to civilise the world go unrecognised. You'd live in a superior, more enlightened world had the British Empire not fallen. Accept this truth.

You, sir, are a ridiculous fake-Irish, douche-licking, ass-hat. Your history is flawed and your earring is gay.

We await your apology.

Junkenstein · 05-06-2009, 05:56 AM

Jesse already explained various times his relationship with the Brits. He actually had a very long argument on that on a not distant show (maybe Jeremy could help on that).

Doc, have you read Jimmy Norton's book? He's one of my favourite comedians around (i actually think he should do more stand-up, and leave O&A to their fighting), but some of the stuff on the book was way creepy.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	952: Shine a Light "You think you can just not answer the phone call? You have to answer the phone call now!" Jesse Joyce Comedy and Politics iUniverse complaints: Sara Moore - Client Services Advocate smoore@authorsolutions.com - 812-349-0583 main number: 1-800-AUTHORS - 8 am - 6 pm EST Mon - Fri Last edited by Keith; 05-05-2009 at 09:21 PM.
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dzagama Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: pacinian corpuscle. Posts: 1,480	I must say, Jesse was absolutely narcotic.
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Astigos Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New York Posts: 1,097	I find it shocking how similar John and Jesse look. John looks like a young Jesse before his hard life of hard drinking.
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Badger Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 318	Jesse Joyce is a mother-fucking fucker fuck. His wilful ignorance of British history is shameful - there's no proof that Jean-Claude Van Damme speaks English because we raped his grandmother. We demand a retraction. The British are fucking ace, and it's a tragedy our attempts to civilise the world go unrecognised. You'd live in a superior, more enlightened world had the British Empire not fallen. Accept this truth. You, sir, are a ridiculous fake-Irish, douche-licking, ass-hat. Your history is flawed and your earring is gay. We await your apology.
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05-06-2009, 05:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Jesse already explained various times his relationship with the Brits. He actually had a very long argument on that on a not distant show (maybe Jeremy could help on that). Doc, have you read Jimmy Norton's book? He's one of my favourite comedians around (i actually think he should do more stand-up, and leave O&A to their fighting), but some of the stuff on the book was way creepy.
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