957: Enjoy Yourself

BrownEyedBtch · 05-13-2009, 12:19 PM

Started masturbating when I was around 7, had almost-lez sex when I was 9 (didn't go down or finger, but emulated what we saw in her dad's porn magazine). Didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. I guess I got it out of my system young because these days, if I am lucky, I will masturbate maybe once a week, and don't have sex that often either. Just don't feel like it.

And I voted no.

punk'n · 05-13-2009, 12:30 PM

I had sex before I ever masturbated, but I honestly think that is pretty normal for girls.

Kaptain K · 05-13-2009, 12:41 PM

I've never disagreed with Keith more

Junkenstein · 05-13-2009, 12:44 PM

Sajizzle, you have a very good point. I tend to have the same reaction Chemda had on the show, when the topic is everything spiritual or religious. Mainly because growing up in a very religious and spiritual family, i had to work out my hardcore atheism the hard way. So it's probably some sort of a gut reaction. But i see how someone more open minded could see it as berating and condescending.

DarkKnightJared · 05-13-2009, 01:15 PM

On the Jesus thing: Of course Jesus wasn't a ghost. He was ressurected with a physical body, which clearly makes him a zombie.

Junkenstein · 05-13-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Who was this Mythril and where did all his posts go?

He was a twenty four year old 300lbs virgin, and then he disappeared. Take that, David Copperfield.

gumby013 · 05-13-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Who was this Mythril and where did all his posts go?

That pesky ban button can jump out in front of you.

Junkenstein · 05-13-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared

On the Jesus thing: Of course Jesus wasn't a ghost. He was ressurected with a physical body, which clearly makes him a zombie.

Looking at "The passion" ending, i think he was a terminator.

John Galt · 05-13-2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Who was this Mythril and where did all his posts go?

about...?

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Originally Posted by gumby013

That pesky ban button can jump out in front of you.

Well there was that mysterious "Apology" thread and then ...

FOOM

... he was gone.

I'm reminded of those old Hee Haw episodes.

Sparrow · 05-13-2009, 02:07 PM

I remember humping stuffed animals with my best friend in kindergarten. I masturbated knowingly to reach orgasm at about 12 and had sex for the first time at 16. I suppose it was a gateway experience: I really enjoyed it and I wanted to experience more intense versions of it...a lot.

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BrownEyedBtch Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 879	Started masturbating when I was around 7, had almost-lez sex when I was 9 (didn't go down or finger, but emulated what we saw in her dad's porn magazine). Didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. I guess I got it out of my system young because these days, if I am lucky, I will masturbate maybe once a week, and don't have sex that often either. Just don't feel like it. And I voted no.
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	I had sex before I ever masturbated, but I honestly think that is pretty normal for girls.
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Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Sajizzle, you have a very good point. I tend to have the same reaction Chemda had on the show, when the topic is everything spiritual or religious. Mainly because growing up in a very religious and spiritual family, i had to work out my hardcore atheism the hard way. So it's probably some sort of a gut reaction. But i see how someone more open minded could see it as berating and condescending.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	I remember humping stuffed animals with my best friend in kindergarten. I masturbated knowingly to reach orgasm at about 12 and had sex for the first time at 16. I suppose it was a gateway experience: I really enjoyed it and I wanted to experience more intense versions of it...a lot.
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