967: Hot Dog Revenge

[Brenkin]

I was inspired by Keith's "I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM! I HOTDOG YOU!" rant, so I designed this shirt riffing on the I <3 NY theme.

If Keith likes it I'll send one in to the show as a donation.

But wearing it outside where the neighbors can see might not be a great idea.

[BrianAlt]

I'm not only an IT guy, but I'm the head IT guy!

That means not only am I a good lover, but I'm the BEST lover!

Woo hoo!

[Grapist]

Perfect example of why you should listen to the show before answering the polls. I saw the poll when I first started listening, read the responses and thought, "wow, what a bunch of assholes", then I heard the story happened in South East China, and I thought, "nevermind they've got billions of others". But seriously, Keith is probably right, there was probably a back and forth and the 66 year old guy probably just said "Fuck you" or "ching whan yo (don't quote me on that) " and pushed him.

[1goodI]

Originally Posted by therickster2

As for the paper thing Keith, just buy a paintball gun, freeze your paintballs, wake up every morning before your paper is there, find a hiding spot, and when they come and take your paper, start to relentlessly shoot them. An air soft gun would work as well.


And at your next lawn party leave a hot dog behind, but before impregnate it with that blue dye. The person who handles it, gets covered.

That is assault and battery. If you are under 18 you may not care. But for adults this could be a felony.

Nobody wants to go to jail, pay bail for a hotdog.

[therickster2]

Originally Posted by 1goodI

That is assault and battery. If you are under 18 you may not care. But for adults this could be a felony.



Nobody wants to go to jail, pay bail for a hotdog.

Stealing Keith's paper is larceny. I'm not proposing Keith be caught. One shot could be an "accident".

[Willeth]

"Sorry officer, I accidentally froze my paintballs and lay in wait on the porch."

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by 1goodI

That is assault and battery. If you are under 18 you may not care. But for adults this could be a felony.

Nobody wants to go to jail, pay bail for a hotdog.

Here, I would substitute the paintball gun with a real gun, the frozen paintball with a real bullet and not hide. In fact, I would just open the door surprise him with lead poisoning and fix the problem that way. I would also not be charged with anything. All I would have to do is testify that I thought my life/family's life were in danger.


God bless Texas!

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Grapist

Here, I would substitute the paintball gun with a real gun, the frozen paintball with a real bullet and not hide. In fact, I would just open the door surprise him with lead poisoning and fix the problem that way. I would also not be charged with anything. All I would have to do is testify that I thought my life/family's life were in danger.


God bless Texas!

1. Watch "Seven"
2. Freeze hotdogs
3. Steal underpants
4. .
5. Profit

[therickster2]

Originally Posted by Willeth

"Sorry officer, I accidentally froze my paintballs and lay in wait on the porch."

Exactly.

[McNally]

The talk at the top of the show reminded me of a game I started playing toward the end of my stay in New York. When somebody starts to explain what makes New York unique among cities, see how many times it's actually something awful that they're trying to spin as fun and unique. 9/10, I swear. And if you're not impressed by museums and art galleries, it's 10/10.

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