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Keith 06-09-2009 08:11 PM

975: Burns and Allen
"Everything looks sexy. She has no control."

Emily Epstein on MySpace Comedy - Comic Clips, Funny Videos & Jokes

Besmee 06-09-2009 11:05 PM

Wow, Adam Lambert is gay. Surpriiiise.

buckwylde 06-10-2009 01:00 AM

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adam lambert, meh...

Junkenstein 06-10-2009 06:10 AM

I'm curious to see how the Rolling Stones re-discovery would work. Their good albums are amazing (The first 5/6 ones, i'd say) but from then they made pretty much a bunch of turds. What about Sabbath, Zeppelin, Grand Funk, Creedence and Cactus? Those could be good if you have spare time in the future.

I hope the whole Steve Tyler and daughter is not weird, that would be creepy. I liked Gary Glitter's stuff and his whole pedo-mess kinda left a sour aftertaste, and ruin the enjoyment of his songs for me.

littlp 06-10-2009 11:31 AM

I think the relationship between the Taylors is creepy, but I find that one Italian horror director's relationship with his daughter a lot more creepy. Dario Argento (probably spelled that wrong). He did a remake of Phantom of the Opera (where the phantom wasn't even deformed, don't get me started on that one) with his daughter playing Christine. She's running around with her nipples showing through dresses and crap when there really isn't any reason for it. Don't care how casual your relationship is with your family, they don't get to see your genitals...unless you are in a tribe or something.

Junkenstein 06-10-2009 12:03 PM

Mr Argento always had a semi non-existent relationship with Asia. He cast her in his movies, but outside of that they barely knew each other when she was younger. There's an infamous story (but it could be rumours) about him, Asia, and Abel Ferrara thrashing hotel rooms during a movie festival...

Outside of that she has stated that the fact that her father was present during the scene in "Phantom of the Opera" actually helped her out and made her feel less awkward (but nowadays she kisses dogs onscreen, so who knows).

He's actually a nice man. I interviewed him once for a webzine. He's very shy and down to earth, very far from the creepy image everyone gets from his movies (and his looks)

vxsarin 06-10-2009 03:34 PM

Alicia Silverstone is *way* hotter than Liv Taylor.

With that said, I would not kick either out of bed for eating crackers.

Grapist 06-10-2009 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by vxsarin (Post 578550)
I would not kick either out of bed for eating crackers.

I would... After kabobin' em'

DarkKnightJared 06-10-2009 07:49 PM

The "give police more power" thing kind-of confuses me, espicially when you consider stuff like this:

New Jersey police officer enjoys clubbing man for complying with another officer's request to zip his sweatshirt - Boing Boing

72-Year-Old Woman Tasered

Bucho 06-11-2009 01:09 AM

I never heard anyone else say they liked Keith Richards' singing until today, usually the heathen rock writers diss his vocal ability. I've always liked it, in fact The Worst is one of their best songs since the 70s and a massive part of its charm is Keef's voice.

McNally 06-12-2009 12:43 AM

I was walking home from a bar at 1am, and everything was quiet and beautiful because I live in small town Canada. I was listening to this episode, about the clown stories in black neighborhoods, and thinking about how I should post to the forums when I got home about how New York is all fucked up. Then I thought, "Stop it. Stop being an asshole. You don't even live there anymore. Give it a rest." But when Chemda mentioned that she could hear my complaining voice in the back of her head, I got a big grin. Haha! But I apologize that my constant bitching is still lingering. Hopefully it'll wear off soon.

ihatethesooners 06-12-2009 02:06 AM


Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared (Post 578656)
The "give police more power" thing kind-of confuses me, espicially when you consider stuff like this:
72-Year-Old Woman Tasered

That 72-year-old lady was totally fucking asking for it.

Keith 06-12-2009 02:38 AM


Originally Posted by ihatethesooners (Post 579128)
That 72-year-old lady was totally fucking asking for it.


BIG_BOZ 06-13-2009 04:25 PM

I think He doesnt have the same filter we do. your talking about Steven Tyler. If it has a pulse he fucks it. Wrong or not. Long term Drugs had there toll.;);):rolleyes:

i'minu 06-13-2009 04:43 PM

talk about fucking anything, mick jagger use to fuck david bowe, but i still think both of their music is better then steven tylers.

canadiangirl 06-15-2009 03:09 PM

Emily's boyfriend?
Check the Link...

PsychoLoco 11-30-2011 08:24 AM

Yelling at Cops
Disclaimer: I know it’s not polite to necropost, but I’m paying for VIP and just heard 975 today. I apologize if the following point(s) have been covered in episodes 976-1099 or in another forum posting.

In this episode, Keith complains and can’t understand how kids get away with yelling at cops. I know he goes back and forth between conservative or individualist views and sometimes wanting more government controls, so I wanted to make sure he understands that cops actually have a legal mechanism to deal with a kid yelling at them. I like to call it “Contempt of Cop”.

As soon as you (the officer) are offended, you must be completely quiet and still. If the rude bastard continues approaching you, then that is assault on an officer (the expectation of a battery, at least in Texas) and you are free to commence with an takedown to neutralize the impending physical treat. If the rude bastard turns to leave or does not keep line of sight on your lips, you have them. All you have to do is whisper, “Stop.” If the rude bastard doesn’t, for some reason, hear you and stop, then that is evading police, and you can initiate a takedown to force compliance. I prefer my takedowns to be executed with extreme prejudice, such as a blow to the back of the legs to prevent a flight risk. Should the rude bastard resist in any way, that’s resisting an officer, and you are within your rights to subdue the rude bastard. Like any good, law-abiding officer of the peace, you must remind the rude bastard constantly and loudly to “STOP RESISTING!” as you rain justice down upon them vigorously until the rude bastard stops moving. Here’s a video of how this can play out.

Note that the takedown did not commence until just after the rude bastard turned his back to the officer, thus missing the cop’s directive to stop. To all you rude bastards that MUST act this way, your only defense is to move away from the cop in a manner similar to what Keith describes in episode 827 about leaving the Wailing Wall in Israel. You should never turn your back, keep your palms out and facing the officer, and freeze if you see his lips move. It makes you wonder what people think the wall is going to say or do to them.

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