976: Frienemy

[Newsy]

Oh boy. I haven't even heard the show yet. Haha. This is hilarious.

Jeremy got back from Foxwoods and there was a bag of twizzlers on the table, and a bunch of new food in the pantry.

Day 1: "Hm, that's weird. Why is it just sitting there on the coffee table, and not in his room or in the pantry. Well, I'll wait till he offers it to me."

Day 2: "Ugh. I'm too sick to even eat this candy, even if it was for me. However, I'll still wait till it's offered to me.

Day 3: "No one's offered yet, but it's still there. It has to be for me. Everyone knows I like twizzlers this much. Über-yoink"

and that's as much thought as I put into it. it didn't even occur to me to just take a few, and leave the bag. and as amazing as this sounds, I absolutely contemplated asking, every time I walked past it, if I could have some or if it was for me.

if I left a vagina in front of relleks door for 2 days without commenting on it, I'm sure he would eventually partake in it.

if i left a bunch of uncategorized events that should be in some sort of sequential order in font of jeremys room, I'm sure it would eventually turn into a completely neat itinerary soon enough.

I'M A CHILD! Let's not make this into some huge Newsy's a Thief thing. It was candy. 3 feet from my door. That's not nice.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Newsy

if I left a vagina in front of relleks door for 2 days without commenting on it, I'm sure he would eventually partake in it.

To be fair, the person Rellek would have to ask permission is the person the vagina is attached to, NOT YOU.


Also, I also knew exactly what blowjob video that letter was talking about. I still remember Keith talking about how disturbing it was and how Chemda said that the force of it was "kind of a turn on" for her.

[Newsy]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

To be fair, the person Rellek would have to ask permission is the person the vagina is attached to, NOT YOU.

who said anything about a person? I said A VAGINA.

[tchikovsky]

Just doing a little browsing on the guests part of the website and noticed that it has been a while - about a year - since Deuce was on with Trainwreck....I mean Hadar (or however you spell her name).

Are there any plans for them to come back for their 'once a year'?

[GirlNextDoor]

Originally Posted by Newsy

I'M A CHILD! Let's not make this into some huge Newsy's a Thief thing. It was candy. 3 feet from my door. That's not nice.

I agree. It's like leaving crack 3 feet from a crack addict I’m surprised you held out as long as you did.

I call entrapment

[skyjedi]

Originally Posted by Newsy

I'M A CHILD! Let's not make this into some huge Newsy's a Thief thing. It was candy. 3 feet from my door. That's not nice.

Sure it wasn't nice. But that still doesn't make you not a thief.

[littlp]

Yes Newsy shouldn't have taken the candy and the fact that he did does make him a thief.

it wasn't so nice that jeremy set it up the way he did either, knowing that it was newsy's favorite candy and that he is a candy addict of sorts. its not the worst thing that he could have done though.

i had a former friend who did something similiar, where she put tons of candy out in the kitchen and her bitchy roommate kept eating it all. she did it though to try to get her roommate over 300 pounds...not nice, but the person was a bitch and shouldn't have taken it anyways.

I don't think that newsy taking the twizzlers makes me a thief where Jeremy'd have to lock everything up. It was just candy.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by Newsy

who said anything about a person? I said A VAGINA.

No such thing.

Unless we're talking plastic models of porn star pussy. But you can buy your own candy with that kind of money.

[fubaya]

He just didn't want them to attract ants and disposed of them the best way he knew how. It's like he threw himself on a grenade to fend off an infestation, and this is the thanks he gets?

Just kidding, he's the Dane Cook of the Twizzler world.

[i'minu]

having roomates that are friends becomes a form of communal living. i'll steal a binger, he'll steal a beer. if i open a danish and eat part, more will be gone later. just don't take the first or last with out replacing it. if it's open, good roomates well take some, but they'll also tell you later, and that's what stops it from being stealing. the only thing is it must be balaneced just like the bills and house hold duties. if one person isn't making it equal, then they need a kick in the ass.