999: Have a Nice Life

Keith · 07-09-2009, 07:08 PM

"You're gonna sue the child for blowing your husband..."

Dark Sided Since 1979 - Hell and Heartaches

Kydizzle · 07-09-2009, 08:17 PM

999! congratulations guys and thanks for the good times

i'd love to say "here's to a thousand more!" , but WHOA! lets not get ahead of ourselves.

katg ftw!

daemon · 07-09-2009, 09:15 PM

Gratz indeed. I look forward to hearing this, the 1000th, and many many more. Keep up the Grate™ work.

Dominic · 07-10-2009, 07:07 AM

I know nobody asked me, but just because Keith mentioned it, and I felt like wasting some time today....

and for anyone who cares, a slightly animated version of the same....

Please feel free to remix/remodel as you like.

Andrea's toothbrush · 07-10-2009, 09:23 AM

I think Patrice forgot to add "It's Pat" to the list of SNL skits made into movies.

Also, something tells me that Joan Rivers doesn't have that thick of a skin for the Comedy Central Roast. I am surprised that she signed up for this. Those roast comedians always hit the Subject's weakest public spot. And hers-- besides the plastic surgery-- is her daughter. I bet she agreed to do this as long as they don't talk about Melissa. Jaon's rebuttal to the roasters oughtta be good, though.

punk'n · 07-10-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dominic

fI know nobody asked me, but just because Keith mentioned it, and I felt like wasting some time today....

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This is awesome, however I am a little concerned that the color of the shit is the same color as whatever Keith is drinking?!

John Galt · 07-10-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

This is awesome, however I am a little concerned that the color of the shit is the same color as whatever Keith is drinking?!

Maybe he isn't drinking it. Maybe he's preparing it for someone "special."

Junkenstein · 07-10-2009, 01:54 PM

It is so sad hearing about the Morgan Freeman news, and coming to terms with the fact that such a good actor is a fucking filthy pedophile. Because that's what he is. He deserves the same treatment as Jacko...

punk'n · 07-10-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

It is so sad hearing about the Morgan Freeman news, and coming to terms with the fact that such a good actor is a fucking filthy pedophile. Because that's what he is. He deserves the same treatment as Jacko...

Morgan Freeman may be pretty gross, but fucking a 17-year-old and fucking a 12-year-old is a little different. Just sayin...

John Galt · 07-10-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

Morgan Freeman may be pretty gross, but fucking a 17-year-old and fucking a 12-year-old is a little different. Just sayin...

I'd say that while it's too big an age gap for me to feel alright about, I can at least see why someone wanted to spend time with Morgan Freeman. I never even managed to get through a single Michael Jackson video besides "Thriller."

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daemon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 290	Gratz indeed. I look forward to hearing this, the 1000th, and many many more. Keep up the Grate™ work.
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Dominic Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 127	I know nobody asked me, but just because Keith mentioned it, and I felt like wasting some time today.... and for anyone who cares, a slightly animated version of the same.... Please feel free to remix/remodel as you like.
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Andrea's toothbrush Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 164	I think Patrice forgot to add "It's Pat" to the list of SNL skits made into movies. Also, something tells me that Joan Rivers doesn't have that thick of a skin for the Comedy Central Roast. I am surprised that she signed up for this. Those roast comedians always hit the Subject's weakest public spot. And hers-- besides the plastic surgery-- is her daughter. I bet she agreed to do this as long as they don't talk about Melissa. Jaon's rebuttal to the roasters oughtta be good, though. Last edited by Andrea's toothbrush; 07-10-2009 at 09:34 AM.
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