967: Hot Dog Revenge

Keith · 05-27-2009, 09:28 PM

"My life would be over if I was allowed to say whatever I could say."

Jeremy Schultz (jeremykatg) on Twitter

Good_Apollo · 05-27-2009, 09:52 PM

haha, i think you should go with blue dye.

Good_Apollo · 05-27-2009, 11:20 PM

I don't understand why he would bring attention to his suicide unless he just wanted attention. He didn't want to kill himself, he wanted someone to stop him.

therickster2 · 05-28-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Good_Apollo

I don't understand why he would bring attention to his suicide unless he just wanted attention. He didn't want to kill himself, he wanted someone to stop him.

I agree. I know a girl who took 3 bottles of maoi anti-depressants to "attempt" suicide, but she immediately went and told her parents. She wasn't suicidal, she wanted attention. You don't let people know about your suicide if you really want to do it. You let people know when you want someone to stop you. If you really want to die, you just do it.

She lived btw, they just pumped her stomach.

Good_Apollo · 05-28-2009, 12:51 AM

yeah man, my best friend's brother overdosed on xanax. they found him the next morning couldn't wake him up.

therickster2 · 05-28-2009, 01:02 AM

As for the paper thing Keith, just buy a paintball gun, freeze your paintballs, wake up every morning before your paper is there, find a hiding spot, and when they come and take your paper, start to relentlessly shoot them. An air soft gun would work as well.

And at your next lawn party leave a hot dog behind, but before impregnate it with that blue dye. The person who handles it, gets covered.

cooney · 05-28-2009, 01:55 AM

the footlicking was the most romantic thing i have ever seen!

Dragon9382 · 05-28-2009, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

The bridge pusher is my new hero! Either jump or get the fuck down, quit being a Diva...

...and the name of the pushed is now DJ CHING CHONG!

Willeth · 05-28-2009, 05:43 AM

Oh, man, I don't know why this got to me so much this episode, but what's with the grammar in stuff like 'I need power turned off' or 'this woman needs dead'? Is this a common construct? I'm sure people have used it all the time before but for whatever reason I really noticed it in this show.

Junkenstein · 05-28-2009, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Good_Apollo

I don't understand why he would bring attention to his suicide unless he just wanted attention. He didn't want to kill himself, he wanted someone to stop him.

You're right. The only person i know who committed suicide, did it quietly in her room and actually left no notes or messages. She did the best NOT to be stopped. A guy screaming on a bridge wants to draw attention.

PS: Jeremy, you kicked ass as a guest and you definitely kept up! Enjoy NY...

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therickster2 Junior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 15	As for the paper thing Keith, just buy a paintball gun, freeze your paintballs, wake up every morning before your paper is there, find a hiding spot, and when they come and take your paper, start to relentlessly shoot them. An air soft gun would work as well. And at your next lawn party leave a hot dog behind, but before impregnate it with that blue dye. The person who handles it, gets covered.
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