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[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Peter

Thanks cause I just couldn't listen to it at that quality.

Oh you wuss. All die-hard fans had to do was turn it up when it got quiet.

All I did was amplify the quiet parts.. heh

[deuce]

Originally Posted by LD

"Dear David Letterman, tonight I thought your guests were all boring. Have more interesting guests in the future and stop wasting my time."

If you had been in the chat room when the show was on you might have got more out of it.

Point taken. Perhaps I did not choose the right words. I was just very disappointed that this past week I only got to hear 3 shows, (monday was off, and friday is still not up), Why is that by the way? Why has friday's show not been put up on libsyn or iTunes or whatever? Anyway, its true only I am to blame for the wasted time feeling, but what I meant to say was that I was really disappointed with the show, and I took it too hard ops: anyway thank you all for setting me str8

[Forest1]

Well they did say that they were extremely busy with the play coming up and all the other stuff they have to work out.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by deuce

Point taken. Perhaps I did not choose the right words. I was just very disappointed that this past week I only got to hear 3 shows, (monday was off, and friday is still not up), Why is that by the way? Why has friday's show not been put up on libsyn or iTunes or whatever? Anyway, its true only I am to blame for the wasted time feeling, but what I meant to say was that I was really disappointed with the show, and I took it too hard ops: anyway thank you all for setting me str8

Friday's show will not be up anywhere. They stopped recording half way through and aren't planning on putting it anywhere. The only thing you can listen to is that second half someone recorded. Also, if you are so addicted to the point that if they don't put out 5 shows a week and you complain and basically say the show sucked and piss and moan about something they are just doing for nothing and just in their spare time then you need a reality check. They have lives too, this is only part of it.

[Pete C.]

hey if you do another live show.. please send it over the CB air waves so i can get it on the road. have not been able to get internet connection while driving..
if i am going to keep paying $30 a month for the shows.. the least you can do is get it to me... :evil:

[Keith]

You're late with your payment this month, sir.

[Pete C.]

checks in the mail..
and honey I will not cum in your mouth
and i have a bridge for sale
and George Bush is the best
if you believe all that let me know and i have some land in south fl for sale (real cheap)

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Pete C.

and George Bush is the best

Demoncrat!! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subje.../politics.html

[MichaelG]

Just a guess DJQUAD, But I think you may be the lone Republi-cunt in the group....

[DJQuad]

Friends, this is a sad time for True Christians everywhere. Just when we were convinced the End Times are finally upon us, God in his infinite wisdom and wrath has once again signaled that we will have to wait even longer for the day when we can join Him and His son in Heaven's crystal palace. This is truly a sad time, indeed. Senator Jeffords is clearly a tool of the devil. And Satan has won, yet again.

Our confidence that the rapture was right around the corner arose when God's Own Party dominated the last elections. Despite the fact that heathen Al Gore won over half a million more votes nationwide than young Bush, God made sure Bush was elected. He started by ensuring the colored folks and boat people in Florida, who care only about welfare and handouts, were kept from the polls. When that wasn't enough, he intervened further and had the Supreme Court break all precedent and its past commitment to states' rights and issue an opinion naming Bush president, notwithstanding what the pitiful masses had said. And even though God had a momentary lapse and let the Senate split 50-50 between Demoncrats and Godly Republicans, He ensured that any tie votes would go our way by giving us as vice-president, Dick Cheney, the man whose voting record in Congress was more Puritan-like than anyone's in history.

We understandably believed God put our Republicans in command because He wanted the End Times to begin. And our Godly Republicans increased our confidence by immediately setting about to make the Book of Revelation come true. From the apostle John, we know the End Times will occur when the Earth will be plagued with fires, earthquakes, plagues, the destruction of plant, animal and human life and the dominance of creatures like locusts and other destructive bugs. Those do-gooder Demoncrats want to take our money and tax our corporations so they can make the environment and ecology fit for future generations to come when True Christians/Republicans know there aren't going to be many future generations to come. Why waste money on a pipe dream of a clean world for decades in the future? Godly Republicans sought to let us enjoy every second of what little time we have left by pushing to slash taxes, especially for those with enough money to notice it, and eliminating all taxes on those inheriting more than $600,000. Demoncrats responded that this would return the nation to the budget deficits of the '80's and destroy Social Security, thereby creating insurmountable burdens for our grand and great grand children. Hah! We, of course, knew that there wouldn't be any world left by then. We'll be floating on clouds, playing harps, long before our kid's kids even know what "retirement" means.

Not only did Republicans seek to make our immediate lives better, but they did so with an eye to facilitating the Biblically-prescribed rapture. What better way to ensure that we enjoy these last few years than by mandating more use of coal, nuclear and oil -- cheap energy we know -- in place of spending our money on alternative fuels and conservation, the benefits of which wouldn't be realized until after the planet is long gone? And what better way to facilitate the apocalypse described in Revelation than by building more nuclear power plants which generate enough radiation to create those giant horse-like locusts with lion's teeth and scorpion's tails God has promised, come Judgment Day (Revelation 9:7-10)? What better way to get rid of all the excess animals so that only bugs and scavenger birds remain (Revelation 19:17-18) than to put those new oil wells right into wildlife sanctuaries? All this panic by the tree-loving Demoncrats over endangered species and loss of wildlife for future generations? Hah! Republicans realized the truth we'll be in the waiting room to be fitted for halos before our grandchildren even know what a caribou looks like.

Indeed, we, Republicans, know the truth. Rather than trying to save this planet, we should face and facilitate the inevitable it's time for the planet to go. Ban all aid to family planning and contraception and let those rabbit-like Chinese and Hindus overrun Asia's resources. Ignore the conflict in the Middle East and let those towel heads and Christ killers wreak havoc on the region and engage in the sorts of terrorism that could only mean God will be here with his Heavenly roster that much sooner. Dare the Chinese to invade Taiwan by assuring them we will be there to escalate the conflict. The bottom line is that this is God's time, and not the time for peace-lovers or Greenpeace.

When Senator Jeffords became an Independent, he signaled that the start of Revelation has been delayed. The Demoncrats will now insist that we protect the environment, develop reusable energy sources, support the poor in third world nations, help prevent conflict in Asia and the Middle East and, perhaps worst of all, prevent the appointment of those judges who would ensure that the Ten Commandments, rather those pesky ten first amendments to the Constitution, are law.

True Christians everywhere had better unpack their bags and clean their automatic weapons, for it looks as though the world is going to be here a while longer. Let us pray in mourning for us all. Amen