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Please tell me that you put that up as a joke, right?

[DJQuad]

True Christian Guide to The Big Apple

It is no coincidence that the good Lord made the island of Manhattan in the shape of a freshly pinched turd. Think of it as His way of warning True Christians they are visiting a place inhabited by millions of people responsible for killing His Son. It is also no coincidence that a city full of cranky old Jews goes by the nickname, "The Big Apple." No doubt it is a thank-you note to that harlot, Eve for teaching them all how fun it is to sin!

To help you understand where NOT to go in the big city, we will be providing these handy reference guides to Christian delegates at the convention. In addition, you can print out the sample guide below or call our church office to order them in bulk for your church group.





WARNING: If you are a Christian delegate in town for the Republican Convention, the best advice we can give you is to stay in your hotel room. Avoid going anywhere you are not required to go and if you are ever outside, for the love of God - do NOT look directly into anyone's eyes!

[LD]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

True Christian Guide to The Big Apple

I did not know that. I feel enlightened.

[emkje]

Written by these happy people perhaps?

http://www.godhatessweden.com/

[LD]

Originally Posted by emkje

Written by these happy people perhaps?

http://www.godhatessweden.com/

Hating Sweden is like hating ice cream, it just makes them sound more defective than they would normally.

[emkje]

Can I quote you on that?

[Pete C.]

Christian are so friendly and forgiving and loving people are they not???