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Newsy · 10-20-2020, 02:36 PM

Holy **** it is so funny listening to Karen talk about that she is a city girl with that accent of hers.Everyone in my life that we say is from quote unquote the country. Sounds like Karen Sounds.Please excuse the quote Unquote, so I'm using text to speech for the first time ever.

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shoebootie · 10-21-2020, 09:39 AM

"it's a pandemic, things are lawless" At least all the firework noise from all summer long has ended?

When I go walking around with an open container now (like just taking a walk, having a beer, pandemic...) my boyfriend will go "you can't have that just walking around!" and i'm like yeah ok call the cops, it's a pandemic I'll do what I want.

I'm in the country/suburbs, house backs up against the woods and there have been bear sightings, and still don't feel the need for a gun. Last week I went on a sunset bike ride on the bike trail here, and then realized "holy shit maybe I shouldn't be bike riding in the dark like this... what if the bear is around here, can I bike faster than a bear?" And not once did I think I NEED A GUN, THAT WOULD FIX THINGS.

IDK man, things are lawless, but I don't need a gun ... more likely to accidentally shoot myself, or an unsuspecting log.

Scorpion · 10-21-2020, 03:08 PM

I think Karen is my favorite.

Scorpion · 10-21-2020, 03:11 PM

That's the best!

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Cootie Cat
Punani; pumtang; vagina

Archimedes_Screw · 10-21-2020, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorpion

I think Karen is my favorite.

SHOTS FIRED!

FingerLakes · 10-21-2020, 03:14 PM

Casey James Salengo has replaced Jason Burke as our resident Nice Tall White Man and I think there's room for more than one in this family.

Scorpion · 10-21-2020, 03:21 PM

Mall walker's pace. I feel she is teasing me... Karen you flirt!

Love it & yes Billy is silly
I have two guns almost by accident. I never looked to have two rifles it just ended up that way. Think about that Chemda!

rodimusprime · 10-21-2020, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorpion

I think Karen is my favorite.

Oh you get around!

shoebootie · 10-21-2020, 03:27 PM

Rod is gonna start having political style advertisements as he's campaigning for Favorite Last Week Host. We need a series of debates and lofty promises!

Lanfear · 10-21-2020, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorpion

I have two guns almost by accident. I never looked to have two rifles it just ended up that way. Think about that Chemda!

I don't think you know how stupidly 'Murica that sounds

Just fucking own it please - you decided to have deadly weapons in your house
Im gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you have them secured safely

10-20-2020, 02:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
Newsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 881	Holy **** it is so funny listening to Karen talk about that she is a city girl with that accent of hers.Everyone in my life that we say is from quote unquote the country. Sounds like Karen Sounds.Please excuse the quote Unquote, so I'm using text to speech for the first time ever. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Scorpion, shoebootie and Apia resurrected like this.
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10-21-2020, 09:39 AM	#12 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	"it's a pandemic, things are lawless" At least all the firework noise from all summer long has ended? When I go walking around with an open container now (like just taking a walk, having a beer, pandemic...) my boyfriend will go "you can't have that just walking around!" and i'm like yeah ok call the cops, it's a pandemic I'll do what I want. I'm in the country/suburbs, house backs up against the woods and there have been bear sightings, and still don't feel the need for a gun. Last week I went on a sunset bike ride on the bike trail here, and then realized "holy shit maybe I shouldn't be bike riding in the dark like this... what if the bear is around here, can I bike faster than a bear?" And not once did I think I NEED A GUN, THAT WOULD FIX THINGS. IDK man, things are lawless, but I don't need a gun ... more likely to accidentally shoot myself, or an unsuspecting log. Keith and The Girl like this.
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10-21-2020, 03:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
Scorpion Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Detroit area - Michigan Posts: 702	Favorite Last Week host I think Karen is my favorite. rodimusprime and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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10-21-2020, 03:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
Scorpion Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Detroit area - Michigan Posts: 702	Cootie cat! That's the best! Urbandictionary.com TOP DEFINITION Cootie Cat Punani; pumtang; vagina The Girl, Archimedes_Screw and Apia resurrected like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	Casey James Salengo has replaced Jason Burke as our resident Nice Tall White Man and I think there's room for more than one in this family. Scorpion, Lanfear and Newsy like this.
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10-21-2020, 03:21 PM	#17 (permalink)
Scorpion Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Detroit area - Michigan Posts: 702	Mall walker's pace. I feel she is teasing me... Karen you flirt! Love it & yes Billy is silly I have two guns almost by accident. I never looked to have two rifles it just ended up that way. Think about that Chemda! Archimedes_Screw likes this.
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shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	Rod is gonna start having political style advertisements as he's campaigning for Favorite Last Week Host. We need a series of debates and lofty promises! Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 2 others like this.
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