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11-03-2020, 11:22 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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11-03-2020, 06:57 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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As someone that grew up in the south and now live in the north, for all those northerners that don't understand why the state shuts down when it snows and we don't have salt, ask them why all the houses in the north don't have A/C. Almost always the answer will be something like "eh, it's too expensive and it's only hot for like a month."
There you go. Why have salt for the roads when it might snow once a winter? Plus just TAKE THE DAMN DAY OFF. |
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11-04-2020, 10:56 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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I understand why the south shuts down when it snows - they are just not prepared for that. We in the north don't have a tornado plan for a similar reason, that type of weather is an anomaly and not the norm.
Sharing toothbrushes is a no. Kissing doesn't put all the plaque particles in my mouth, I'm not licking and scrubbing teeth with my tongue. My toothbrush is my own, can I have one fucking thing in my goddamn life I'm not expected to share with anyone else? Whenever I leave the north, like when I'm travelling through the midwest, they always ask me to repeat how I saw coffee for their other restaurant co-workers when I'm dining out "oh bless your heart" PLEASE JUST CAWFEE NOW PLEASE! |
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11-04-2020, 11:55 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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I wouldn't share a toothbrush with Keanu Reeves. Fuck that.
(To be clear, he's my favorite) |
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I like cold weather, I was born in Eastern Europe where the Winters are really cold. I would take a nice cold winter day over a hot summer day 100% of the time. My body is also made for the cold, as long it’s dry, I’m fine.
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