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Keith · 12-14-2020, 07:58 PM

It's a double team double header from double trouble Rod and Karen. Don't sleep on this episode and definitely don't talk in your sleep about this episode. Buff Jesus is our lord and savior. He has delivered us from eating hotel floor leftovers and laptop microphones. Why doesn't anyone question Dr. Pepper's credentials? Is it because he's a MAAAAAN? See you next year!

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Apia resurrected · 12-15-2020, 03:06 AM

I have a work meeting today and I took my iPad to the toilet, but
I just had a listening part.
All the time I was paranoid that someone would see me despite having tone and video on mute.
I dont want to be on Katg this way!

ssgtballard · 12-15-2020, 07:21 AM

I have definitely took a meeting into the shitter many many times . I never put my video on and one of the first things we learned when doing work from home was how to use the mute button. So far I have never been caught

Apia resurrected · 12-15-2020, 09:50 AM

I remembered when I was a waiter in university I used to eat fries from plates and also clean pieces of good meat. ( I cut them off with a clean knife)
Am I proud? No.
But I still get it. I had little money and was pleased not to have to cook.

It feels good to admit what I did. You are only as sick as your secrets?
Ha! I’m sick one less now!

Apia resurrected · 12-15-2020, 10:05 AM

I don’t know if I would give myself an A in Covid distancing.

It always depends what I’m comparing myself to.

I see my parents who live here besides my husband and my kids.
This is allowed here and we decided that we do this.
What else do I do:

Walking my dog outside or going on hikes in the forest without a mask, but alone.
I don’t come close to other people and if I see someone I know, I stay 6 feet away when I say hi, or just wave from the distance.
Otherwise I don’t see anyone else, only on MS teams.

Mr Apia goes to the office because he works for the german state and the files are too secret for home office? Or he just wants out. Who knows. I hope that’s safe?

That’s pretty much it.

Apia resurrected · 12-15-2020, 10:09 AM

We don’t have many black people living here in our country, and so we don’t have many in the big Pharma firm.
One of the few black guys is named Jeremiah, so this proves Karen’s theory?

His last is similar to the last name of Geordi from enterprise.
Is this also fitting?

shoebootie · 12-15-2020, 08:51 PM

THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL PODCASTER got an air fryer! Bad boy of podcasting!!! *airhorn airhorn airhorn*

Love the fuckin air fryer. In quarantine I just keep throwing more shit in there and it all comes out great. Frozen pizza? Leftover pizza? Tater tots? Broccoli? Chickie nuggies? Baked apples? toasted ravioli? IT IS ALL GREAT.

rodimusprime · 12-15-2020, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssgtballard

I have definitely took a meeting into the shitter many many times . I never put my video on and one of the first things we learned when doing work from home was how to use the mute button. So far I have never been caught

Y’all living dangerously! 😳

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia resurrected

We don’t have many black people living here in our country, and so we don’t have many in the big Pharma firm.
One of the few black guys is named Jeremiah, so this proves Karen’s theory?

His last is similar to the last name of Geordi from enterprise.
Is this also fitting?

This checks out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoebootie

THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL PODCASTER got an air fryer! Bad boy of podcasting!!! *airhorn airhorn airhorn*

Love the fuckin air fryer. In quarantine I just keep throwing more shit in there and it all comes out great. Frozen pizza? Leftover pizza? Tater tots? Broccoli? Chickie nuggies? Baked apples? toasted ravioli? IT IS ALL GREAT.

Word. I’ve only made a couple dishes so far but they were not delicious.

shoebootie · 12-15-2020, 09:10 PM

working late and listening to the show and remembered when my buddy wendy starr was sleeping over and talked in her sleep! We had been watching movies and then went to bed late... I woke up slightly in the middle of the night just to roll over or something and noticed she was sitting up in bed and looking right at me. We locked eyes and she said "are you scared?" UM I AM NOW. She was asleep and didn't remember this weird exchange in the morning. Sleep talkers are creepy, I know they can't help it, but plz be aware how this looks to normal folk.

shoebootie · 12-16-2020, 10:08 AM

also, sorry for all the comments, but here is my fancied up ramen recipe I like to make: https://damndelicious.net/2019/04/24...odle-stir-fry/

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	130: Shows 3343 - 3356 It's a double team double header from double trouble Rod and Karen. Don't sleep on this episode and definitely don't talk in your sleep about this episode. Buff Jesus is our lord and savior. He has delivered us from eating hotel floor leftovers and laptop microphones. Why doesn't anyone question Dr. Pepper's credentials? Is it because he's a MAAAAAN? See you next year! Happy Kwanzaa, Rod and Karen Guests: Karen Morrow Rod Morrow Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email This entire show is available on KATG VIP along with... Access to over 2,700 Keith and The Girl in-studio episodes dating back to March 2005. Constantly updated VIP only podcasts, bonus shows and special offers including: Chemda's What's My Name podcast Keith's My Name Is Keith podcast What Do We Do Now? Andrea's WHAT'S UP, A? Flavor of the Month Bottoms Up with Hennessy Myq Kaplan's Super Hang That's the Show with Danny! The Brother Love Owwwr! Myka Fox & Friends INTERNment podcast All KATGtv episodes A look back with KATG Beginnings episodes Special discounts and offers Click here to get more info about KATG VIP! The Girl and Scorpion like this. Last edited by Keith; 12-15-2020 at 02:32 AM.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I have a work meeting today and I took my iPad to the toilet, but I just had a listening part. All the time I was paranoid that someone would see me despite having tone and video on mute. I dont want to be on Katg this way! The Girl, Scorpion and rodimusprime like this.
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ssgtballard Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Maine - its really to fucking cold to exist Posts: 522	I have definitely took a meeting into the shitter many many times . I never put my video on and one of the first things we learned when doing work from home was how to use the mute button. So far I have never been caught The Girl, rodimusprime and FingerLakes like this.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I remembered when I was a waiter in university I used to eat fries from plates and also clean pieces of good meat. ( I cut them off with a clean knife) Am I proud? No. But I still get it. I had little money and was pleased not to have to cook. It feels good to admit what I did. You are only as sick as your secrets? Ha! I’m sick one less now! Scorpion likes this. Last edited by Apia resurrected; 12-15-2020 at 09:54 AM.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	I don’t know if I would give myself an A in Covid distancing. It always depends what I’m comparing myself to. I see my parents who live here besides my husband and my kids. This is allowed here and we decided that we do this. What else do I do: Walking my dog outside or going on hikes in the forest without a mask, but alone. I don’t come close to other people and if I see someone I know, I stay 6 feet away when I say hi, or just wave from the distance. Otherwise I don’t see anyone else, only on MS teams. Mr Apia goes to the office because he works for the german state and the files are too secret for home office? Or he just wants out. Who knows. I hope that’s safe? That’s pretty much it. Scorpion likes this. Last edited by Apia resurrected; 12-15-2020 at 10:13 AM.
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Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	We don’t have many black people living here in our country, and so we don’t have many in the big Pharma firm. One of the few black guys is named Jeremiah, so this proves Karen’s theory? His last is similar to the last name of Geordi from enterprise. Is this also fitting? Scorpion and rodimusprime like this. Last edited by Apia resurrected; 12-15-2020 at 10:12 AM.
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shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL PODCASTER got an air fryer! Bad boy of podcasting!!! airhorn airhorn airhorn Love the fuckin air fryer. In quarantine I just keep throwing more shit in there and it all comes out great. Frozen pizza? Leftover pizza? Tater tots? Broccoli? Chickie nuggies? Baked apples? toasted ravioli? IT IS ALL GREAT. Keith, The Girl and Scorpion like this.
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shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	working late and listening to the show and remembered when my buddy wendy starr was sleeping over and talked in her sleep! We had been watching movies and then went to bed late... I woke up slightly in the middle of the night just to roll over or something and noticed she was sitting up in bed and looking right at me. We locked eyes and she said "are you scared?" UM I AM NOW. She was asleep and didn't remember this weird exchange in the morning. Sleep talkers are creepy, I know they can't help it, but plz be aware how this looks to normal folk. Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 1 others like this.
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shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	also, sorry for all the comments, but here is my fancied up ramen recipe I like to make: https://damndelicious.net/2019/04/24...odle-stir-fry/ FingerLakes likes this.
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